Issue Pillows
Description: A monochrome emblem with the word "YELLOWSTONE" arched across the top in bold white capital letters. Centered below is a white oval containing the number "1872" in bold black numbers. Underneath the oval, "NATIONAL PARK" is written in bold white capital letters. At the bottom, "STANDARD ISSUE" is in smaller white capital letters.
Description: In data we trust—everyone else must provide mathematical proof. Show off your love for conditional probability and your healthy dose of skepticism with this judgmental Bayesian cat. Ideal for data analysts, programmers, and statistics nerds who know that you never accept a claim without updating your priors.
Description: A stark black background features white distressed lettering at the top and bottom on a black background. The central word 'WARS' is displayed prominently in large, distressed red letters, taking up a significant portion of the space. Text reads "THEY GOT MONEY FOR WARS BUT CAN'T FEED THE POOR."
Description: A bold graphic with a white outline on a black background. At the top, white text reads "THEY GOT MONEY FOR WARS". Below this, three white bombs are depicted horizontally, with their tips pointing to the right. Beneath the bombs is a white, distressed open hand, palm up. At the bottom, white text reads "BUT CAN'T FEED THE POOR".
Description: A distressed, vintage-style text-based composition. The phrase "THEY GOT MONEY FOR" is in green, "wars," is in distressed off-white, "BUT CAN'T FEED" is in off-white, and "the poor." is in distressed orange. The entire text is centered within a black background, framed by a thick border with green and yellow speckled elements.