Issue Pillows
Description: The crack has been there a while. KNOWN on the chest in institutional serif — the system's classification. ISSUE rising into it in Bristol Scrawl — the human annotation, same verdict, different hand. On the back: the crack. A smartphone screen fracture pattern across the full back, impact point lower left, the specific physics of a drop from a jacket pocket. No phone frame. No device. Just the damage, documented. The screen still works. The issue is known. No resolution is currently available. The ordinary, exactly as found. Preserved, not refreshed. For people who know exactly what's wrong and keep going anyway. Made in Melbourne.
Description: A collage-style composition with large, bold text filling the upper portion. Below the text, two side-view depictions of pink semi-trailer trucks are shown. The central text reads "A TRUCK DRIVER". The bottom section contains pink text stating "DISRIOKE FOR STUPID PEOLES - BUT I AM HIS QUEEN - ". The overall composition is text-heavy with supporting truck visuals.
Description: Own every missed shot, failed combo, and unexpected game over with this bold “Skill Issue” gaming design. Featuring a classic game controller, health hearts, ping and EXP bars, a retry warning, pixel details, and striking red-and-black arcade artwork, it’s perfect for gamers, competitive players, streamers, esports fans, and anyone who can laugh at a tough loss.
Description: Vintage pulp magazine cover art from the May 15, 1931 issue of "Adventure." This classic illustration by famed pulp artist Hubert Rogers depicts a tense jungle safari scene teasing Robert Simpson's thrilling story "Shadow of the Python."
Vintage pulp magazine cover art from the May 15, 1931 issue of "Adventure." Pillow
by Donkey's Salad
$28
Description: Honestly, this applies to most works, including English teachers and English students. This 100% global truth impacts people of all ages who work or study anything. People who work at any job do this often. Students of any subject do this often. Teachers of any subject do this often. The English students rely on this. The English teachers rely on this. Whenever a highly complicated task appears, our very first instinct is absolute avoidance. We simply close the browser window, walk away, and pretend we saw nothing. We secretly hope that if we wait long enough, someone else will fix it or the requirement will just expire. Active ignorance is a truly fantastic and highly effective coping mechanism for a very busy schedule.
My best problem-solving technique is hoping the issue quietly resolves itself Pillow
by englishlearning
$28
Description: A hilarious sloth police design perfect for cops, law enforcement fans, and anyone proudly driving below the speed limit. Featuring a funny sloth cop sitting on a police car bringing sarcastic slow-lane humor to patrol life. Great for officers, dispatchers, first responders, and lovers of funny animal designs. Makes a fun gift for coworkers, police families, friends, or anyone embracing relaxed driving vibes.
Description: My mouth has a serious behavioral issue... and apparently, it doesn't believe in keeping quiet! For anyone whose mouth moves faster than their brain and whose sarcasm has absolutely no filter! This hilarious, colorful comic-style design features bold lettering, explosive graphics, and a speech bubble filled with censored swear words. It's the perfect way to celebrate a quick wit, outspoken personality, and a talent for saying exactly what's on your mind. Perfect for sarcastic women and men, outspoken friends, coworkers, and anyone with a smart mouth and an unapologetic sense of humor. A funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, best friends, coworkers, or anyone who proudly admits their mouth occasionally gets them into trouble!
Description: An anime-style composition featuring a distressed young woman wearing headphones and a white hoodie. She clutches her head while looking at a tablet displaying an error message within a cluster of stylized, blue buildings amidst black lightning streaks. Red question and exclamation marks are prominent above.
