Jake Hurwitz Pillows

They really did.

Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

Why be a troll and use paper, when you can grab a scroll and be as badass as Don Draper. What? The cops are chasing me? Are you sure you see 'em? Maybe that's cause I just yanked some scrolls from that dumb museum!

No one ever asks for a blast, especially not on a Thursday.

Minimalistic of my favourite comedy duo.

I'm from the USA but I'm voting for Rice!

Jake & Amir

Sometimes you just need to go to starbucks and order a trenta ice water. This shirt is #dope

Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.

Turn down the podcast mama.

Oh you haven't heard? I am now officially and universally a famous actress...

Get your crab claws out and grab onto these Tees where these two try and Seize the Cheese

We all have to get gay married

Jake's alter ego from the "If I Were You" podcast show hosted by Jake and Amir. The Pinch.

A flag of the true heroes of the Olyntic games! This t-shirt is based on a joke from the Jake and Amir web series.

This is a t-shirt based on the best podcast on the internet, If I Were You, starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. Seize this tee!

HOLY GUAC! This t-shirt thing is ridinky-donky!

Get a little excited about this beast of a shirt!

If you want to be the epitome of obscure, I'm talking so obscure, even Jake and Amir might not get this reference, then you should seize this tee. It is a reference to 0zMovies animated tidbit of the Jake and Amir podcast. I just couldn't resist. I doubt this'll be a big sell, but for anyone wanting to be 'different', this shirt is for you.

All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

Number 9 Feeling wine.

from the hit webseries Jake and Amir, a shirt to accurately represent the sentiments of many about donating blood.

Nah, I only need one, one punch, one hunch I Spit fire and I never start over sorry, let me start over Let me.. Let me start over

"It was sort of a friendly email, but you did torture a cat and you're a cat murderer ... Never tell your mother. Fight that urge to be decent, lie forever." If I Were You Show - Episode 110: Lie Forever

I am the master...

The many names of Ben Schwartz

A collection of various character names Ben Schwartz has used over the years in Jake and Amir. (Some longer names like Scalby-Lawfsoos and Charles Crooshtoost left off for the sake of space)

Another unofficial tee for the #greenlightjakeandamir campaign.

“Uh, Jake Hurwitz was a good man, a kind man, no, no, no, no. You all saw he killed himself at a Starbucks right?”

Refer to me as, CUTIE PIE!!

This shirt commemorates the name with the most possible rhymes and best "songability". It's a reference to the If I Were You podcast with Jake and Amir.

Jake and Amir/The Fault in our Stars mashup Todah to you if you buy it

Now you can finally change from an awkward self-conscious and insecure nerd into a confident, strong, and brave beast in every regard, AKA The Pinch. You can finally be a superhero...sort of.

Classic tee based on the popular 'If I Were You' podcast starring Jake and Amir