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Halachic egg has things weighing on their mind...

Only in ISrael - לא, אין דברים כאלה

Only in Israel - אוכל אותו לארוחת בוקר

funny jewish dad jokes.

This T-shirt features a funny parody of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun mug for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

Halachic Dog really wants to eat the tasty thing! But if he does...it will halachically count as food! What a dilemma!

-Jewish Space Lasers v2- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.

Fun-loving cartoon olives unite to form a hanukiah.

-Jewish Space Lasers v1- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v5- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v4- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

If oy means "oh" and vey means "woe", then oy vey means "oh woe," which can also be spelled as "owo."

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny t-shirt will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

Only in Israel - לי זה עולה יותר - W

Israel Since 1948, Patriotic Jewish. Stand with Israel

Not Today Haman

Funny Passover - Cardboard Matzah

Halachic chanukiah tries to make a booking over the phone...

This T-shirt features a funny parody of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun design for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

If politicians can be Jew-ish, so can you, I guess. Kiss me, I'm Jew ish!

This little llama would like to wish you a happy Llamakkah! See my other designs in humor, holiday and nature.

The Rose family wishes you all the best.

Grandma Yetta - 90s Style Fan Design

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny t-shirt will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

Anyone who has eaten latkes knows that they are made with love… and potatoes and grease, but mostly love.

Have a very good and sweet Russia-shana! My Hebrew teachers never successfully got me to say "rósh hashaná" and for that I am forever thankful as an Ashki.

Why wouldn't everyone want a good Shabbos? It happens whether they are observing it or not!

Only in Israel - עזוב אותי באמש'ך

Only in Israel - עזוב אותי באמש'ך

Only in Israel - היידה

This is how I roll dreidel design for Hanukkah / Jewish Holiday.

Only in Israel - חפש תחברים שלך - W

Only in Israel - לי זה עולה יותר

THIS IS A WATERMELON. Stand with Israel