Judaism Pillows

Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews (היהודים האמיתיים הם היהודים), and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

אני זאב. ani z'év. "I'm a wolf" in Hebrew.

Get lit! Light your Chanukah candles with this chunky graphic chanukiah print in time for the holidays. The perfect present, especially if you can't be!

This T-shirt features a funny paraphrase of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun mug for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahavo, ahava) in Ashkenazi cursive script.

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny design will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

The tree of life with their Sepiroth spheres.

Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Zebrew/Hirbrew!

Celebrate Hanukkah with these funny shirts, mugs, and others featuring this cute cat and witty cat pun! Mazel Tov! Order Now!

This T-shirt features a funny parody of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun design for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

For those who turn first to prayer!

Factors Of A Jew

Members of Kibbutz Ma’abarot performed “Song of Songs,” a Passover musical show, in 1945. Photos by Zoltan Kluger, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons.

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny t-shirt will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

Goyim keep asking you to validate their opinions? Let them know: "I'm not your Jew" (איך בין נישט אײַער ייִד).

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This witty design will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

Kabbalah The Tree of Life Marble and Gold

Gold and green, this Chanukah design if perfect for the holidays

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny design will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

This T-shirt features a funny parody of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun design for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

The Sephirotic Tree of jewish mysticism.

Delicatessen in Tel Aviv, Israel, featuring a sign that says, “foods are electrical refrigerated.” Black and white photo taken 30 December 1934 by Zoltan Kluger, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized.

Games of chance and skill - this Chanukah DnD features doughnuts and dreidels rather than dungeons and dragons, and you're the DM! Play on...

Chanukah wouldn't be the same without them! A fun, bold print featuring traditional Chanukah themes.

אני זאבה. ani z'evá. "I'm a she-wolf" in Hebrew.

Don't be an antisemite.

The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahava, ahavo).

Religious Freedom day

Judaism, The Highest Form Of Wisdom Is Kindness

The cute and bubbly word "ema/imma," means "Mom" in Hebrew.

A bit of humor for religious Jews. Shatnez is the Biblical prohibition of mixing wool and linen. It is sure to bring a smile to the faces of many!

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny t-shirt will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

The Star of David, from the Israeli flag!

Purim Shirt - Not Today Haman Costume Jewish Holiday

This T-shirt features a funny parody of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun mug for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

Happy Rosh Hashanah - Jewish New Year. Text "Shana Tova!" on Hebrew - Have a good and sweet year. Honey and apple, shofar horn, pomegranate, grape green leaves flowers vintage Judaism Religion Rosh Hashana traditional decoration gifts and presents birthday