Knowing Pillows
Description: A retro-style graphic with a black background. The top features the text "THE BATTLE" in large, distressed letters with a striped banner below in red, white, and blue. A pie chart dominates the lower half, divided into three sections. One section shows "25% RED LASERS", another "BLUE LASERS", and the largest section is labeled "50% KNOWING".
Description: Celebrate the skills of mechanics, engineers, handymen, and technicians. This design is for anyone proud to fix things and know things. Featuring That's What I Do I Fix Stuff And I Know Things.
That's What I Do I Fix Stuff And I Know Things Mechanic Engineer Repair Expert Pillow
by Fiesta of Pets
$28
Description: The real name of Outback is Stuart R. Selkirk, born in Big Piney, Wyoming, and he earned the rank sergeant E-5. His primary military specialty is infantry, while his secondary military specialty is survival training instructor. Outback was working as an instructor at the Survival School as well as the Jungle Warfare Training Center.
Description: A black background with white text. The text is arranged in multiple lines with varying font sizes. The main statement reads "KNOWING RUBY AND PERL ISN'T THE END GOAL,". It continues with "IT'S NOT ABOUT WHICH LANGUAGE YOU USE, BUT RMEMBER, UNLESS YOU KNOW PERL, YOU DON'T understand the QUESTION!". The bottom lines say "SO KEEP CODING, LEARN PERL."
Description: A black background displays various sized gears at the top. Below the gears, the word "ENGINEER" is written in large red 3D letters. Beneath that, "HOURLY RATE" is in white. A list follows with dollar amounts and conditions, such as "$100 MINIMUM", "$125 IF YOU WATCH", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITHOUT KNOWING".
Description: His real name is Edwin C. Steen, and his rank is that of sergeant E-5. Lifeline was born in Seattle, Washington. Lifeline's primary military specialty is medic. Lifeline spent five years as a paramedic with the Seattle Fire Department, until he learned that EMS personnel could not collect their pensions if they became disabled while giving aid when they are not on duty. Since he figured that rescue personnel were never actually off-duty, he decided to instead join the army as a medic. Lifeline is also an avowed pacifist; he's a black belt in 'aikido', the martial art of directing violent energy away from oneself.
Description: A golden silhouette of a sporty coupe is positioned above large, bold text that reads "CÄRGUY". Below this, bracketed text defines the term phonetically as '[kär-gi - noun]', followed by descriptive phrases: 'Like a regular guy, only cooler.' and 'all knowing about cars; riciously good looking.' The background is solid black.
