Knowing Tapestries

Description: Destro is one of the most cunning foes the Joe Team has ever faced. He is the power behind M.A.R.S. (Military Armament Research Syndicate), one of the largest manufacturer of state-of-the-art weaponry. His business is fueled by inciting unstable countries to wage wars against each other and then getting them to purchase weapons from him. To him, war is simply man's expression of his most natural state. It is the perfect example of where the fittest survive and where many technological advances are made. His biggest client, thus far, is Cobra with whom he maintains an alliance of convenience. Despite being a manipulative person, Destro maintains a sense of honor and actually respects the Joe Team for their skills or expertise.

Description: In a world of sword and sorcery, technology and invention have become the cornerstones of the city of Gnowing. Fifteen intertwined stories explore a community filled with gnomes. They possess an insatiable curiosity, a short attention span, a benevolent innocence, but a complete disregard for safety. Among these tales is a chaotic court room, a doctor that may do more harm than good, and the Inconvenience Store where finding what you want is a miracle. Behold the creation of the first ever newspaper, a peculiar concept called a holiday, the original fast food restaurant, and a steam powered time machine.

Description: The other half of the battle? Well, it's complicated.

Description: A quick design.

Description: Simone Weil quote: One of the most exquisite pleasures of human love — to serve the loved one without his knowing it — is only possible, as regards the love of God, through atheism.

Description: Simone Weil quote: “Humility consists of knowing that in this world the whole soul, not only what we term the ego in its totality, but also the supernatural part of the soul, which is God present in it, is subject to time and to the vicissitudes of change. There must be absolutely acceptance of the possibility that everything material in us should be destroyed. But we must simultaneously accept and repudiate the possibility that the supernatural part of the soul should disappear.”

Description: Clarice Lispector quote: I do not know much. But there are certain advantages in not knowing. Like virgin territory, the mind is free of preconceptions. Everything I do not know forms the greater part of me: This is my largesse. And with this I understand everything. The things I do not know constitute my truth.

Description: Carl Jung portrait and quote: Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: Death never taketh by surprise The well-prepared, to wit, the wise - They knowing of themselves the time To meditate the final change of clime.

Description: Anne Sexton quote: I am crazy as hell, but I know it. And knowing it is a kind of sanity that makes the sickness worse.

Description: In a desperate attempt to keep Cobra functioning and solvent, Cobra Commander "packages" Zartan and the Dreadnoks as a heavy metal band called "Cold Slither" and turns them loose as Pied Pipers on America's youth. Hit the Mosh Pit & get ready to Rock & Roll, The Band of Vipers Tour!

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: Death never taketh by surprise The well-prepared, to wit, the wise - They knowing of themselves the time To meditate the final change of clime.

Description: Knowing the Bible Knowing the Author

Description: Thriller Reader: Celebrate the joy of reading thrillers, suspense, and scary stories even when you know you'll be afraid to go to bed afterward. Totally worth every creepy page for a true book lover. Great Present: Perfect for thriller fans, bookworms, readers, librarians, writers, and anyone who loves suspense and mystery. A fun gift for birthdays, book clubs, holidays, or late-night reading sessions.

Description: Thriller Reader: Celebrate the joy of reading thrillers, suspense, and scary stories even when you know you'll be afraid to go to bed afterward. Totally worth every creepy page for a true book lover. Great Present: Perfect for thriller fans, bookworms, readers, librarians, writers, and anyone who loves suspense and mystery. A fun gift for birthdays, book clubs, holidays, or late-night reading sessions.

Description: Thriller Reader: Celebrate the joy of reading thrillers, suspense, and scary stories even when you know you'll be afraid to go to bed afterward. Totally worth every creepy page for a true book lover. Great Present: Perfect for thriller fans, bookworms, readers, librarians, writers, and anyone who loves suspense and mystery. A fun gift for birthdays, book clubs, holidays, or late-night reading sessions.

Description: For the person who never leaves a word unsaid. This design is for those who take pride in their outspoken nature and want everyone to know that even in the final moments, they were likely getting the last word in. Wear your sass as a badge of honor!

Description: Jean-Jacques Rousseau Quote: To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written.

Description: David shirt Bowie pride — "It's the terror of knowing what this world is about Watching some good friends screaming 'Let me out!'". vintage screen-print glam rock design for David fans and Bowie collectors — glam rock, art rock, classic rock gift, vintage rock, ziggystardust, hunkydory. Perfect David graphic tee Bowie gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Bowie lovers fabric — David spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1984.

Description: Purchase as a design for wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, son, daughter or even your neighbor! Ideal design for birthdays, anniversaries, christmas and other occasions.

Description: I Love Knowing That There's Something Within Me That Cannot Be Destroyed Inspirational Strength Quote I Love Knowing That There's Something Within Me That Cannot Be Destroyed Motivational Saying Perfect meaningful gift for self-growth lovers, survivors, motivational quote fans, and anyone embracing personal strength The design is available in a variety of colors and sizes, making it a great choice for everybody of all ages.

Description: Anticipating the moment the office printer depletes its toner is a high specialized skill. While colleagues blindly send large files and suffer the sudden halt of machinery, this worker operates with pure mechanical calculation. They monitor the subtle fade of printed text and the changing pitch of the machine's internal humming. It is a continuous display of operational awareness. They never rely on standard software warnings; they possess an internal metric for ink levels. By perfectly timing their print jobs just before the cartridge fails, they leave the complicated replacement process to the next unsuspecting user. It is a direct tactical evasion, proving that daily survival relies on flawless hardware observation.

Description: Sleep peacefully and ignore the haters with this hilarious "How Do I Sleep Knowing People Don't Like Me? Me: Um... With The Fan On" meme design. Perfect for lovers of sleeping with a fan, sarcastic humor, viral memes, and funny relatable quotes.

Description: This design features the empowering message Don't Mess With Forgive Yourself For Not Knowing Earlier What Only Time Could Teach Mamasaurus You'll Get Your Jurasskicked. Perfect for any strong mom, mother, or mama who loves dinosaurs and funny humor. A great present for Mother's Day, birthdays, or any occasion for an awesome mama.

Description: Getting to peel off your shoes at the end of a long day is the ultimate reward for enduring modern life. When you are stuck in a boring meeting or sitting through an endless lecture, the only thing keeping your essence alive is the mental image of kicking your footwear across the room. It is a funny psychological survival strategy. A person will willingly push through hours of tedious chores and difficult projects just to reach that glorious moment of physical relief. You treat your tight shoes like a temporary prison and the walk through your front door as the grand escape. Counting down the minutes until you can finally set your feet free transforms a grueling daily schedule into a magnificent, total personal victory.

Description: The Dreadnoks (Monkeywrench & the rest) are a reprehensible group of mercenaries, vandals and thieves who worked for both Zartan and Cobra over the years. Specializing in violence and destruction, the Dreadnoks have no regard for anyone or anything but themselves and fast money. Their diet consists of little more than chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda.

Description: The All Knowing Cat with the third eye that sees all and all is shitty so the All Knowing Cat is horrified.

Description: Funny existential design featuring cursed self-awareness, information overload humor, chaotic brain vibes, and painfully relatable internet-era sarcasm.

Description: And knowing is half the battle!

Description: The 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle "Commando" only needs a little push to become a full-blown G.I. Joe movie. And knowing is half the battle.

Description: His real name is Brian M. Forrest and he holds the rank of Petty Officer Second Class (E-5). Wet Suit was born in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Wet Suit knew from an early age he wanted to join the Navy and enlisted upon his graduation from high school. He eventually applied for SEAL training, was accepted and completed arguably the military's toughest training program. Like any other SEAL, Wet Suit gained a reputation for being tough and mean, though many instructors considered him the toughest and meanest. Seeking even greater challenges, Wet Suit signed on to the G.I. Joe Team.

Description: The Baroness, Cobra's best agent! Art by me

Description: Destro is one of the most cunning foes the Joe Team has ever faced. He is the power behind M.A.R.S. (Military Armament Research Syndicate), one of the largest manufacturer of state-of-the-art weaponry. His business is fueled by inciting unstable countries to wage wars against each other and then getting them to purchase weapons from him. To him, war is simply man's expression of his most natural state. It is the perfect example of where the fittest survive and where many technological advances are made. His biggest client, thus far, is Cobra with whom he maintains an alliance of convenience. Despite being a manipulative person, Destro maintains a sense of honor and actually respects the Joe Team for their skills or expertise.

Description: Anticipating the precise second a coffee maker finishes its cycle is a highly unscientific phenomenon. A professional or student might step away from the desk, wandering into the breakroom driven by a sudden craving. Without looking at a clock or hearing a beep, they arrive right as the final drop falls into the carafe. Catching this flawless conclusion feels like tapping into a brilliant ability. There is no formula involved, just pure, dumb luck. Pouring that fresh, steaming cup without any waiting time provides a magnificent boost of morning motivation. It is an accidental triumph that makes the entire upcoming workday feel brilliantly synchronized, incredibly productive, and remarkably smooth from the very first sip.

Description: Knowing When To Stop After A Glass Of Wine Skill