Murder Is Wrong Pillows
Description: A funny vintage gardening design featuring a cheerful retro gardener pulling out an oversized dandelion weed, paired with the sarcastic quote “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for gardeners, plant lovers, backyard growers and anyone who uses gardening as their favorite form of stress relief. A fun dark-humor design for T-shirts, stickers, mugs, tote bags, phone cases and other merchandise.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a woman in an apron watering plants in pots. She is holding a watering can and tending to various flowers and foliage. The text "Gardening" arches above her, and "BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG" is displayed below. The style is monochromatic with sepia tones.
Description: Embrace your passion for artisan bread making with this unique sourdough design. Featuring a cool vintage distressed graphic of a bubbling sourdough starter in a jar next to a freshly baked loaf of crusty bread, all set against a retro striped sunset background. The witty text 'Sourdough Because Murder Is Wrong' captures the humorous side of the baking hobby, making it a distinctive statement for any home baker or sourdough enthusiast. This design is ideal for anyone who enjoys the activity of fermenting dough and creating delicious homemade bread. Whether you're a seasoned bread maker or just starting your sourdough journey, this design celebrates the dedication involved in baking. Show off your enthusiasm for all things sourdough, from fe
Description: This design celebrates the joy of baking sourdough with a humorous twist. It features a cheerful, cartoon sourdough bread loaf character sporting cool sunglasses, surrounded by a vibrant, retro floral pattern. The distressed, vintage-style artwork includes groovy flowers and swirling vines, evoking a nostalgic 70s vibe. The witty text, "Sourdough Because Murder Is Wrong," makes a playful statement about the passion for baking and the calming activity of making homemade bread. This design is ideal for home bakers, artisan bread makers, sourdough starter enthusiasts, and anyone who finds comfort and humor in the culinary world. Whether you're kneading dough, feeding your starter, or simply enjoying a fresh-baked loaf, this design captures the
Description: This rustic, vintage-style design showcases a beautifully detailed loaf of sourdough bread, dusted with flour, surrounded by essential baking elements. Wheat stalks, a burlap sack, a measuring cup, a dough scraper, and a whisk are artfully arranged on a wooden surface, all framed by an intricate, decorative border with grain motifs. The central text, 'Sourdough Because Murder Is Wrong,' adds a humorous and witty touch, perfect for dedicated sourdough bakers, home bread makers, and artisan bread enthusiasts. This design celebrates the passion for baking, fermenting, and creating delicious homemade loaves from a starter. It appeals to foodies, chefs, and culinary hobbyists who appreciate the craft of bread making and enjoy of working with dou
Description: This striking composition features a Siamese cat with vivid blue eyes, seated centrally within a bright yellow circular backdrop. The cat is actively engaged in knitting with a large ball of yellow yarn and knitting needles. Two additional balls of yarn and spools of thread are placed on either side. The words "KNITTING" appear in bold red lettering at the top, and "BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG." is in bold yellow lettering at the bottom.
Description: A hilarious grumpy coffee cat design featuring an angry feline holding a hot cup of coffee with the sarcastic quote “Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for coffee lovers, cat fans, introverts, office workers, and anyone who enjoys dark humor, moody cat vibes, and relatable caffeine-fueled sarcasm.
Description: Whisk first, panic never. This retro baking design shows a serene 1950s home baker mixing batter, made for kitchen lovers with a dark sense of humor.
Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Retro Housewife Baker Design Pillow
by Luminari Creations
$23 $28
Description: This cool t-shirt is the perfect gift to a goth friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves dark movies, sarcasm and books. Featuring the phrase Books Because Murder is Wrong. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
Description: A bold vintage-inspired gardening design featuring a stylish gardener woman with flowers, tomatoes, tools, and the sarcastic quote “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for women gardeners, plant lovers, flower growers, backyard farmers, and fans of dark humor garden quotes.
