Murder Is Wrong Pillows
Description: A cute dark gothic illustration featuring a Wednesday-style braided hair girl surrounded by stacks of spellbooks, candles, a black cat, and a skull, with the hilarious text "Books Because Murder Is Wrong". Perfect for introverts, bookworms, dark academia lovers, gothic fashion fans, horror readers, and sarcastic book lover graphic tees.
Description: A bold, retro-style text-based composition on a black background. The text reads "COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG AND SO IS BEING PRODUCTIVE AT 5 AM" arranged in multiple lines with varying colors and font sizes. The colors used are coral red, orange, muted yellow, teal, and off-white.
Description: Channel your inner crime novelist with this witty "Writing Because Murder Is Wrong" design! Featuring a classic 1950s-inspired illustration of a woman at a typewriter, this retro graphic tee is a perfect gift for authors, bookworms, and true crime fans. A clever, humorous, and stylish statement piece that celebrates the art of writing while keeping things legal!
Description: A quirky and humorous illustration featuring a wide-eyed, frantic monster surrounded by garden tools and potted plants alongside the classic quote "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong." A hilarious gift choice for stressed gardeners, plant enthusiasts, and anyone who uses gardening for stress relief.
Description: A cartoon-style creation featuring an orange tabby cat with a grumpy expression, holding a steaming cup of coffee. The background consists of horizontal retro-style stripes in shades of red, orange, yellow, and teal, enclosed in a dark circle. The text "COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG" is displayed above and below the cat.
Description: A whimsical depiction of a smiling sunflower in a terracotta pot. The sunflower has a happy face with closed eyes and rosy cheeks, holding gardening forks in each hand. Small pink flowers and green stems surround the sunflower. The text 'GARDENING because murder is wrong' is displayed prominently.
Description: The perfect combo for surviving the day: crochet, coffee, and dark humor. This funny crafting tee is a hilarious gift for crocheters, yarn lovers, and cat moms who run on caffeine and sarcasm. Ideal for craft nights, coffee runs, and anyone who'd rather hook yarn than deal with people. Soft and cozy fit.
Gardening Because Murder is Wrong Cool Gardener cat kitten Pillow
by Bruno Tee
$23 $28
Description: This design features a beautifully detailed, retro-style illustration of popular houseplants—including a monstera, snake plant, pilea, succulent, string of pearls, and fern—lined up on a rustic wooden shelf. Wrapped in playful, distressed cream typography that reads "I Just Wet My Plants," it is a hilariously charming tribute for passionate plant collectors.
