My Five Year Plan Pillows
Description: My Five Year Plan Includes A Window Seat. A funny travel design showing a rounded airplane window framing a striped sunset, with coffee and a journal on the sill. Vintage roadside souvenir artwork with groovy rounded lettering, burnt orange, teal and cream. Made for daydreamers whose long term plan is mostly a good view. One of the Detour Club designs celebrating trips that never go quite to plan.
Description: Forget climbing the corporate ladder when you could simply buy the entire tower and install a drawbridge. While everyone else is updating their résumés, attending networking events, and pretending to enjoy team-building exercises, this ambitious individual is busy calculating how many sandwiches it takes to survive in a forest castle. The budget is not so much, the location has absolutely no public transportation, and the nearest grocery store requires a three-hour walk past suspicious mushrooms. Still, the dream remains firmly intact. There will be no noisy neighbors, no unexpected visitors, and certainly no awkward office meetings. Just a throne, a questionable Wi-Fi connection, and enough woodland privacy to ignore every responsibility.
My five-year plan consists entirely of buying a secluded forest castle Pillow
by englishlearning
$28
Description: Where Do You See Yourself In 1 Hour. A funny introvert shirt for homebodies who skip the five year plan and focus on the next nap. Wear it on lazy days, at the office, interviews and movie nights. One of the funny meme gifts and a great introvert gift for men and women. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.