Never Trust A Junkie Pillows
Description: The golden rule of any kitchen that takes good flavor seriously! Featuring the classic culinary mantra, "NEVER TRUST A SKINNY COOK," styled in bold, expressive brush lettering alongside a clever, ultra-thin sans-serif font for "SKINNY." Layered over a soft, hand-drawn sketch of a traditional chef’s toque hat, this design dishes out the perfect blend of kitchen humor, foodie swagger, and down-home cooking pride. An absolute must-have graphic for home chefs, grill masters, passionate bakers, grandmas who cook with love, and proud hearty eaters everywhere. Looks fantastic on heavy-duty kitchen aprons, BBQ grilling tees, oven mitts, chef tote bags, diner mugs, and laptop stickers!
Description: A black background features white bold text in a distressed style. At the top, "TRUST ME, I AM A" curves around a central graphic showing a wrench connecting three gears on each side. Below this, "MECHANICAL ENGINEER" is prominently displayed. The bottom section reads, "TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG."
Description: Iconic underground subculture slogan design featuring the bold text "Never Trust A Hippy". Illustrated with a gritty, retro punk arlechin character holding a scythe, detailed with a hanging spider, tattoos, and alternative gothic clothing. Perfect edgy graphic apparel for punk rock fans, metalheads, skater grunge styles, and dark aesthetic lovers.
Description: A monochrome emblem style piece. The top curve reads "TRUST ME, I AM A". Below that are two gears and a wrench. Centered is the text "MECHANICAL". Prominently displayed below is the word "ENGINEER" in large block letters. The bottom text reads "TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG."
Trust Me, I Am A Mechanical Engineer To Save Time, Let's Just Assume That I Am Never Wrong Pillow
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$28
Description: A black background with white text and graphics. At the top, curved text reads "TRUST ME, I AM A". Below this are two gears and a wrench. Centered below is "MECHANICAL ENGINEER" in large block letters. At the bottom, text reads "TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG".
Trust Me I Am A Mechanical Engineer To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I Am Never Wrong Pillow
by lauren dephyls studio
$28