No Smoking Gift Pillows
Description: Rev up your passion for horsepower with this hilarious and high-octane "No One Ever Got Sick From Smoking Tires" design! Featuring a classic vintage hot rod truck doing a massive, smoky burnout with flames, this artwork is the ultimate vibe for car guys, gearheads, and speed enthusiasts. Makes a fantastic and powerful gift for friends, family, or anyone who loves burning rubber!
Description: A lit cigar with a red-and-cream band and a glowing ash tip lies diagonally behind a bold red prohibition slash, turning the idiom "Close But No Cigar" into a literal no-cigar sign. Smooth, witty and built for anyone who loves a visual pun and a near miss. A fun pick for cigar lovers, vintage carnival fans, idiom lovers, punsters and anyone who just missed the prize.
No Cigar Prohibition Sign Burning Cigar Visual Pun Funny Idiom Close But No Cigar Humor Pillow
by Fisheyed Graphics
$28
Description: Warning: this person is the largest source of natural gas in the building. A hazard-identification diamond rates flammability, health risk, and reactivity, with production daily and the pipeline internal. No smoking. No matches. A funny fart gift for dads, engineers, oil and gas workers, and anyone who lights up a room the wrong way. Original FartMerch design. Original FartMerch artwork, made for people who love a good fart joke and have zero shame about it.
Largest Source of Natural Gas - Hazard Diamond Fart Gift Pillow
by FartMerch.com
$23 $28