Osha Pillows

OSHA approved

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

Be safe

NOTICE, unattended children will be given Red Bull and taught how to swear

Osha? OOPS

WARNING: To avoid injury, don't tell me how to do my job

Pairs well with the "Fire Is Hot" sign also available

Calvin Pee on OSHA

NOTICE, Bad planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part.

CAUTION, Heavy Pedestrian Traffic

Dihydrogen Monoxide is commonly referred to as Water

DO NOT TOUCH, Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying

OSHA Violator

Beware of... Well, Just Beware

a skull with several screws protruding, a design for construction workers who value extremely cool things like "safe conduct", "protective equipment" and "no drinking while operating heavy machinery".

Talk about Burying the lead

If you don't get it, you have never had to deal with the government

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

DANGER, Fire Is Hot

I may look calm on the outside, but in my head I've already killed you three times

Let's keep it that way!

Calvin Pee on OSHA

Remember, a Tesla Autopilot will not detect them.

It doesn't matter, they will not read it

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

Landscape: Yes Portrait: No

Sorry son.

Danger is my middle name

Danger, Helicopters operate in this area. If you find yourself walking towards a big noisy thing with spinning blades, turn around.

Intended to be posted in a retail store.

OSHA - Age is no barrier. A fun design for all you construction workers, electricians, roofers, builders, carpenters, chimney seeps, masons or drivers. Always safety first.

Hang this outside your office or work area.

I repeat, this is not a drill!

Funny OSHA safety t-shirt to show to your safety guy at work. Perfect for construction workers and labourers, maybe talk your foreman into wearing one too.

Calvin Pee on OSHA