Over The Hill Birthday Pillows

You may be old but you are good

Limited 1979 40 Years Old Birthday Edition 40th 2019

You may be old but you are good

Back when I was your age, I . . . Yeah, we’ve all said it. But shucks, it was true! Football, basketball, baseball, fishing, or with the ladies, I was awesome. And with each passing year, I was even more awesome. In fact, the older I get, the better I was.

40 and still gorgeous. This adorable design is perfect for anyone who's over the hill and super proud of how far they've come. Grab this for someone you know who is maturing and aging like fine wine, and wants the world to know it. It's the best birthday message you can send!

You know you aren't old...just backdated! Perfect for birthday gift or just to show that you don't feel your age!

This design is perfect for anyone experiencing middle age, midlife crisis, used car dealers or auction aficionados. Featuring bold scratchy letters that will jump out at the gym, the shop, the race, anywhere that old is new again.

You don’t look any older. Why say you are?

Do you know someone whose oldometer is rolling over to 30 years? This is a fun and clever way to celebrate this milestone!

The words: "Vintage Body Thankful Heart".

You know you aren't old...just backdated! Perfect for birthday gift or just to show that you don't feel your age!

Middle-raged is middle-aged with attitude. The perfect gift for the person turning 50 in your life.

This design is perfect for anyone experiencing middle age, midlife crisis, used car dealers or auction aficionados. Featuring bold scratchy letters that will jump out at the gym, the shop, the race, anywhere that old is new again.

Do you know someone whose oldometer is rolling over to 20 years? This is a fun and clever way to celebrate this milestone!

Do you know someone whose oldometer is rolling over to 21 years? This is a fun and clever way to celebrate this milestone!

Do you know someone whose oldometer is rolling over to 18 years? This is a fun and clever way to celebrate this milestone!

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You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re in your 80s. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

The 80's were just, like ten years ago right? No??? Well maybe the 90's were like, you know, like, 10 years ago? Wait, what? They were 30 and 20 years ago? I am old! Psych! LOL if you need a gift for that friend born in the 80's, in middle school in the 90's, this is it! 80's babes were born to be awesome. Heck, it was our decade that coined the phrase "totally awesome." So yeah, we also had "gag me with a spoon" but we were babies then, we didn't mean it literally, we weren't into choking on our Smurfberry Crunch.

The grumpy old man is looking straight at you. Don’t mess with him!

Tired of being called elderly? Make a statement!

Milestone birthday! Vintage Aged to perfection 1969

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re in your 70s. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

Hilarious Birthday design - "there's tears in my frosting" - perfect for the birthday you really dont want to celebrate.

Hilarious Birthday design - "there's tears in my frosting" - self pitying design. For the birthday you don't really want to celebrate.

So perfect it hurts? Aged to Perfection with the P turned the wrong way.

Know someone with that special over-the-hill birthday?

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 75. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 80. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 90. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

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Sometimes the empire strikes back.

So far this is the oldest I've ever been. One of our new favorites! Look and feel great as you make a statement about your eternal youth with your new So far this is the oldest I've ever been Tee Shirt, over the Hill, and Older than Dirt gifts!

Age is a state of mind. Wait, what was I going to say?

In dog Years I'm Dead Shirt funny birthday gift

Perfect for that person who's still a kid at heart!