Phrase Humor Pillows

The slang that never gets old.

Funny quote by the guy who wrecked himself: If only I had checked myself. Guy who wrecked himself t-shirt design

I'm sorry for the things I said when I was dehydrated!

Gaslight... Gatekeep... Girlboss! Motivational meme.

A tee design for the pirate who is a motivational speaker in his or her spare time. “If You Can’t Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten” with the words in a piratical font with a Jolly Roger on top. Black lettering and graphics on light colors. Available on many products.

Proudly display your network engineering expertise with our eye-catching "I'm a network engineer, but I don't fix PCs" design. Perfect for tech professionals who want to set the record straight, this witty phrase will spark conversations and add a touch of humor to your day. Made with high-quality materials, our design not only makes a statement but also provides lasting comfort for daily wear. Stand out from the crowd and showcase your unique profession with pride – get your network engineer design today!

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If Idiots Could Fly T-Shirt. Features stylized text that says “If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport.” Makes a great gift for those who love sarcasm. Black text on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Don't make a mountain out of a molehill.... or do

Funny T shirt for those into fitness. Muscles not included nor required.

Funny karma t-shirt design that says I saw that. Karma. It is true, karma saw it.

who uses typewriters anyway ew design

How do people get eaten by sharks? Do they not hear the music? The soundtrack is everywhere. Da-Dum...Da-Dum...Da-Dum Da-Dum Da-Dum!! And what’s all of this sharks do not eat humans nonsense. Does nobody watch movies anymore? How do people get eaten by sharks t-shirts and gifts.

A lower case Greek letter alpha and the symbol for male combine to make the visual pun 'Alpha male'.

Explain away your sarcastic comments with this design. Sarcasm is my superpower. Perfect for your snarky friends who love cynical humor. A must have holiday gift for the office curmudgeon, or the grouch who sits in the local bar all day. Blue design on light backgrounds.

Anyone who has worked in the restaurant industry knows this one. Meaning: An acknowledgment that a request or order has been heard.

Queen of fucking everything phrase with princess tiara or crown, a heart and diamonds

if you dont want to be disturb

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How annoying is it when some dip**** you work with says “well there’s no I in team.” Was anyone asking for their worthless advice? Here’s a design to shut them up before they start spewing more inane platitudes. Enjoy!

Funny Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt. Features white text that says “I Get Most Of My Exercise Shaking My Head In Disbelief.” Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who love sarcasm. Get one for the cynical person in your life. They’ll love it. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Egg - Go Suck One Polite Insults

A funny phrase that gives a whole new meaning to vegetables.

Bad Snowflake, No Trophy. Sarcastic quote in white text on a variety of colors. Say it loud to all the precious snoflakes. Piss me off? No trophy for you! Makes a great gift for fans of sarcasm.

Tee design with the phrase “My Spirit Animal Can Beat Up Your Spirit Animal” and a graphic of a fire-breathing dragon. White text and graphics on dark colors. Available on a variety of gifts and apparel. Beliefs about dragons vary, but dragons in European cultures since the Middle Ages have been depicted as winged, horned, four-legged, and breathing fire.

Design with the phrase “My Spirit Animal Can Beat Up Your Spirit Animal” and a graphic of a Dragon belching fire. Black text and graphics on light colors. Available on a variety of Clothing and apparel. Beliefs about dragons vary, but dragons in European cultures since the Middle Ages have been depicted as winged, horned, four-legged, and breathing fire.

The 'WHAT'S YOUR SECRET SAUCE?' design is in appreciation of beauty. It makes a perfect gift for the flirty friends that we all have. Want to see more great designs? Check out our store!

Parody of the Resist design. A Raised fist with the caption “covfefe .” Originated from Donald Trump’s tweet: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

Perfect for long-distance runners, marathoners, and sprinters who know the struggle of endurance running and the importance of tracking their time. If I collapse, the humor captures the dedication and irony of a true athlete's priorities. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts with a sense of humor, this design says, "If I Collapse, Please Pause My Watch" in bold, making it a great conversation starter at the gym, track field, or post-race gathering with fellow runners.

I’m adding you to my Fucket List. A list of people and things who I don’t give a shit about. A list of things I never want to do, like eat a fried earthworm burger, or get a genital piercing. Get one of these for your sarcastic significant other.

People who say “Good Morning” should be forced to prove it. Funny ant-mornings quote. Get it on Tees and other gifts. Hate mornings? Want to smash your alarm clock? Do you sleep in until the crack of noon? This design is for those of us who are not a morning person.

Remember When I Asked For Your Opinion? Me Neither. And you know what they say about opinions, they’re like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink. Anti-opinions gifts and apparel.

A vintage, old English idiom meaning to get out and earn the money to live on.

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Easter Island I’ll Rock Your World T-shirt. Features an illustration of an Easter Island statue called a Moai. Moai are rock statues of human figures carved by the Rapa Nui people on Easter Island between the years 1250 and 1500.

日本語で何か「と思う」. A Japanese writing, it is something in Japanese (I think).