Rate Pillows
Plumber Hourly Rate Funny Quote Pipefitter Tradesman Handyman Pillow
by Purple Flowers
$23 $28
Description: A retro-style composition featuring two crossed welding torches at the top with a banner that reads "WELDER HOURLY RATE" in yellow and teal. Below the banner, a list of rates and conditions is presented in yellow text against a black background, detailing various hourly charges for welding services.
Description: A bold black background features red text spelling "ENGINEER" across the top. Below, white text reads "HOURLY RATE" with horizontal lines on either side. Further down, white text details rates: "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...MINIMUM", "3450...20N", and "2250...IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". Above the "ENGINEER" text are several gold-colored gears.
Description: A bold red text reads "ENGINEER" above a red horizontal line. Below the line, in a lighter color, it says "HOURLY RATE". Further down, a list of conditions and dollar amounts are displayed: "$100 MINIMUME", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 IF TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB". At the top, several gears are arranged in a clustered formation.
Description: A distressed, rectangular metal sign with a red background and black border. Bold black text reads 'WELDING HOURLY RATE' at the top. Below, a list details hourly rates: '$100 STANDARD', '$150 IF YOU WATCH', '$200 IF YOU HELP', and '$250 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST'. The text is in white with black outlines and a subtle grunge effect.
Description: A black background features the words "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" in yellow capital letters, with a yellow lightning bolt symbol above. Below, the text "MINIUM 150 250 LEVEL INTERFRENCE $500 450 HOLEL INTERFRENCE $500 1 LEXOIDIANT ADVICE 200 UNSOLIANT ADVICE" is displayed in white and yellow letters.
Description: HVAC Technician Hourly Rate $100/Hr Standard $150/Hr If You Watch $175/Hr If You Help $200/Hr If You Worked On It First $300/Hr If You Tell Me How To Do My Job. Perfect For HVAC Technicians, HVAC Professionals, And Air Conditioning Experts. Great For Work Humor, Job Pride, And Professional Jokes.
Description: A text-based composition with the bold heading "ENGINEER HOURLY RATE" in yellow and blue. Below are multiple pricing tiers for engineering services, ranging from "$100/HR ..- We solve your problem" to "$500/HR ..- You tell us how to do our job", all in white text on a black background.
Description: A black background with white text displaying "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE" prominently. Below this, a list of hours and associated dollar amounts are shown: "180 HOUR - $.00", "250 HOUR - $.00", "150 HOUR - $.00", "250 HOUR - $.00", "450 HOUR - 1500", and "150 HOUR - $.00". At the top, there is a graphic of crossed wrenches above a star.
Description: A distressed, vintage-style red rectangular sign with ornate gold borders and decorative swirls. White text lists welding hourly rates: '$100 STANDARD', '$150 IF YOU WATCH' with an eye icon, '$200 IF YOU HELP' with hands and a metal bar, and '$250 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST.' with a toolbox and tools. A welding mask and torch are depicted next to the standard rate.
Description: A bold black background features text in yellow and white. The top reads "ENGINEER" in large, metallic gold letters with a blue outline. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white and yellow. A list details rates: "$100 or --- HR MINIMUM", "$170 or HR --- IF YOU WATCH", "$200 or HR --- IF YOU HELP", "$320 or HR ---- IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$500 or HR ----- IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB". Blue lightning bolts flank "HOURLY RATE".
Description: A black background features white text in a bold, sans-serif font. At the top, stylized wrenches flank a star. The main text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE", followed by pricing tiers: "$100/HR MINIMUM", "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "$175/HR IF YOU HELP", "$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$25U TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: Humorous design for professional welders, tradesmen, and those who take pride in their metalwork.
Welder Hourly Rate Sarcastic Metal Worker Welding Humor Pillow
by Anticorporati
$23 $28
Description: A black background with bold white text detailing hourly rates for an engineer. The top reads "ENGINEER" within a yellow and blue border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is centered with lightning bolt accents. A list follows with varying rates and conditions like "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: Bear-shaped heartbeat art. A cute visual representing cardiac activity. Great for those interested in heart health.
Bear Heart Rate Cardiac Arrest Cardiology Heartbeat Pillow
by TreeSmallTree
$23 $28
Description: Show off your sense of humor with this funny plumber hourly rate design. Perfect for plumbing professionals who are tired of customers watching or telling them how to do their job. This sarcastic pipe repair quote is a great gift for skilled tradespeople, contractors, and handymen who value their expertise. Ideal for birthdays, retirement, or appreciation day, this humorous design makes a statement about professional boundaries in a lighthearted way.
Funny Plumber Hourly Rate Sarcastic Pipe Repair Worker Pillow
by Fire at the Furthes
$23 $28
Description: Bear shaped electrocardiogram. Simple heart graphic. A cute cardiac design. Heartbeat bear art. For cardiology lovers.
Bear Heart Rate Cardiac Arrest Cardiology Heartbeat Pillow
by TreeSmallTree
$23 $28
Description: Show off your blacksmithing expertise and sense of humor with this "Hourly Rate" design. Perfect for metalworkers who know their worth and aren't afraid to show it. Features a classic anvil graphic and a witty breakdown of your pricing. A great way to communicate your professional value with a smile.
