Recruiter Humor Pillows
Eat Sleep Recruit Repeat Funny Recruiter HR Typography Pillow
by Amdra drop
$23 $28
Description: Rounded orange, pink, and purple lettering turns the recruiting routine into a bright repeat-cycle joke, finished with a steaming cup and small stars. It is a cheerful match for recruiters and hiring teams who run on coffee, conversations, and a packed workday.
Eat Sleep Recruit Repeat Retro Recruiter Coffee Humor Pillow
by The World of Football Shoop
$23 $28
Description: Every applicant has heard it. Every recruiter has said it. Two résumés printed as a two-plate print poster in HR orange and cobalt, stamped FILED, with the promise underneath: it's in a very good folder. Part of the same recruiter line as Every Résumé Fits. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99347561-we-ll-keep-your-resume-on-file-recruiter-humor-lig
Description: Every applicant has heard it. Every recruiter has said it. Two résumés printed as a two-plate print poster in HR orange and cobalt, stamped FILED, with the promise underneath: it's in a very good folder. Part of the same recruiter line as Every Résumé Fits. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99347560-we-ll-keep-your-resume-on-file-recruiter-humor
Description: For the interviewer who actually read the resume. Sunny on Monday, snow by Thursday, and none of it matters, because the first question is about page 2, line 14. A four-day forecast drawn in one line weight, stamped SKIPPED in HR orange. It sits with I Read the Whole Cover Letter in the same recruiter line. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346725-we-can-skip-the-weather-recruiter-interview-humor-
Description: For the interviewer who actually read the resume. Sunny on Monday, snow by Thursday, and none of it matters, because the first question is about page 2, line 14. A four-day forecast drawn in one line weight, stamped SKIPPED in HR orange. It sits with I Read the Whole Cover Letter in the same recruiter line. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346722-we-can-skip-the-weather-recruiter-interview-humor
Description: My automatic reply for the last two weeks of December: the message is very important to me, and I will read it in January. A small email window drawn in the orange of my HR line, for everyone whose inbox can wait. My own design. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/100065907-back-in-january-automatic-reply-holiday-office-hum
Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.
Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.
Description: This design celebrates Human Resources professionals and office workers with workplace humor. Featuring the bold statement Be The Reason HR Updates Their Training, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates a funny corporate joke or a sarcastic take on company policies and employee training. Ideal for HR managers, recruiters, and corporate staff.
Description: My automatic reply for the last two weeks of December: the message is very important to me, and I will read it in January. A small email window drawn in the orange of my HR line, for everyone whose inbox can wait. My own design. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/100065901-back-in-january-automatic-reply-holiday-office-hum
Description: The annual performance review seen from the HR side: 412 people reviewed, a five-point scale actually used at three points, 26 hours of calibration, and outcomes changed: zero. Twelve months. Three boxes. A deadpan data panel for anyone who runs the process, sits through the calibration meeting, or has ever been told they meet expectations. This one prints in the color for dark garments. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917294-meets-expectations-annual-review-panel-light-shirt
Description: The annual performance review seen from the HR side: 412 people reviewed, a five-point scale actually used at three points, 26 hours of calibration, and outcomes changed: zero. Twelve months. Three boxes. A deadpan data panel for anyone who runs the process, sits through the calibration meeting, or has ever been told they meet expectations. This one prints in the color for light garments. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917573-meets-expectations-annual-review-panel
