Samir Pillows
Description: I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Description: "A dentist is just a singer who hasn't grabbed a microphone." Celebrate Carly's extremely short-lived pop star era from the "Pop Girlie" episode of FX's Adults! Featuring the Y2K butterfly aesthetic of her debut single "Hiccups (Body Go Crazy)," this design is perfect for fans who take Anton's bad advice a little too seriously.
Description: Create your own codependent chaos with this blank, fillable poster of the iconic House Rules board from FX’s Adults! The perfect in-universe prop replica, you can write in your own Quarter-Life Crisis guidelines for you and your housemates. What's your top rule? Get a job? Break your dry spell?
