Slab Pillows

Description: Bill Withers Harlem

Description: Draft Dodger Stark Black Typography Stripped down to pure black ink and no apologies: “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” carved out in heavy, uneven block-print lettering that leans hard on the woodcut tradition — no color, no flourish, just weight and truth. This is the studio’s most stark, industrial take on the phrase yet, favoring brute-force typography over decoration. It’s built for the crowd who wants their satire plain-spoken: no scribbles, no distressing, just bold letters stacked like a stamp of fact. An excused absence from history doesn’t erase the record, and this design says so with zero ambiguity. Front row seat, back row courage — that’s the whole joke, told in one uncompromising black block. Puff Sumo’s ongoing line

Description: Draft Dodger Stark Black Typography (Dark Version) Stripped down to pure black ink and no apologies: “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” carved out in heavy, uneven block-print lettering that leans hard on the woodcut tradition — no color, no flourish, just weight and truth. This is the studio’s most stark, industrial take on the phrase yet, favoring brute-force typography over decoration. It’s built for the crowd who wants their satire plain-spoken: no scribbles, no distressing, just bold letters stacked like a stamp of fact. An excused absence from history doesn’t erase the record, and this design says so with zero ambiguity. Front row seat, back row courage — that’s the whole joke, told in one uncompromising black bloline

Description: When Things Go Wrong It Hurts Me Too — Blues Skull Distressed Typography When things go wrong, it hurts me too — and this design wears that truth like armor. Bold distressed slab serif type slams across a vintage-engraved skull-and-hands illustration on a blood-red grunge field, channeling the raw emotional weight of the American blues tradition. Blueprint annotations and texture overlays give it an industrial, almost forensic edge — like grief documented in a lab report. Perfect for blues fans, dark aesthetic collectors, and anyone who carries other people’s pain like it’s their own. Wearable empathy. Maximum impact.

Description: Houston Cougars inspired Here Come The Coogs design with a red classic-car illustration.

Description: A premium graded trading card slab takes center stage with realistic plastic reflections and a clean 9.5 grade label. Designed for collectors who appreciate card grading, protected cards, display-worthy collections, and the satisfaction of a high-grade card.

Description: Vintage-inspired lettering with bold shapes and worn texture for a nostalgic, retro look.

Description: A visceral and medicalized grindcore/death metal design centered on a bisected human head, revealing muscle, nerve, and bone in grotesque anatomical clarity. Overlaid on a dictionary-style definition of the word “carcass,” this artwork captures the band’s legacy of pathological obsession, clinical brutality, and macabre wordplay. The decayed logo crowns the composition, embodying Carcass’s pioneering role in goregrind and surgical death metal.

Description: A classic, sports-inspired apparel graphic celebrating Nova Scotia, Canada. The structured layout features "NOVA SCOTIA" in a bold, dual-outlined collegiate varsity block font, framed cleanly at the top and base by sharp athletic racing stripes. Rendered in a timeless two-tone palette of deep navy blue and athletic gold, this sleek typographic design delivers an iconic retro jersey aesthetic for casual everyday streetwear and travel souvenirs.

Description: A classic, sports-inspired apparel graphic celebrating Quebec City. The structured layout features "QUEBEC CITY" in a bold, dual-outlined collegiate varsity block font, framed at the top and base by clean athletic racing stripes. Grounded by a centered, elegant gold fleur-de-lis emblem, this deep royal blue layout delivers an iconic retro jersey aesthetic for everyday casual wear.

Description: da coach

Description: When Things Go Wrong It Hurts Me Too — Skeleton Blues Empathy Graphic When things go wrong, it hurts me too. This design carries that blues-tradition truth with full conviction — a brooding skeleton hunched in quiet contemplation, rendered in vintage engraving style against a blood-red distressed field. Bold condensed type hammers the lyric home with the weight of a Tampa Red riff. This is empathy as dark art. Grief without apology. Perfect for blues lovers, dark aesthetic collectors, vintage engraving fans, and anyone who carries the weight of the world like it was always theirs to carry. Because when things go wrong for someone you love, you feel every bit of it.

Description: A classic, sports-inspired team graphic celebrating Calgary, Alberta. The structured layout features the city name "CALGARY" written boldly across the center in a hollow, tall block-style collegiate varsity font outlined in deep royal blue. The striking typography is framed symmetrically at the top and bottom by multiple thin horizontal athletic racing stripes. Styled in a timeless fan-fave color palette of rich royal blue and crisp red, this sleek sports layout brings an iconic streetwear aesthetic to casual everyday apparel, game day shirts, and hockey or football fandom merchandise.

Description: A classic, sports-inspired team graphic celebrating Winnipeg, Manitoba. The structured layout features the city name "WINNIPEG" written boldly across the center in a heavy, block-style collegiate varsity font. The striking typography is accented with a clean dual-outline border and framed symmetrically at the top and bottom by multiple horizontal athletic racing stripes. Styled in a timeless, monochromatic deep maroon red tone, this sleek sports layout brings an iconic streetwear aesthetic to casual everyday apparel, game day shirts, and hockey fandom merchandise.

Description: Celebrate 75 years in style with this milestone birthday tee featuring bold slab-serif stacked lettering in red, orange, cream, and steel blue — each line progressively larger toward the bottom — because turning 25 three times has a much better ring to it. Perfect for 75th birthday celebrants, aging gracefully enthusiasts, and anyone who refuses to acknowledge the actual number.

Description: Celebrate 75 years in style with this milestone birthday tee featuring bold slab-serif stacked lettering in red, orange, cream, and steel blue — each line progressively larger toward the bottom — because turning 25 three times has a much better ring to it. Perfect for 75th birthday celebrants, aging gracefully enthusiasts, and anyone who refuses to acknowledge the actual number.

Description: Celebrate 75 years in style with this milestone birthday tee featuring bold slab-serif stacked lettering in red, orange, cream, and steel blue — each line progressively larger toward the bottom — because turning 25 three times has a much better ring to it. Perfect for 75th birthday celebrants, aging gracefully enthusiasts, and anyone who refuses to acknowledge the actual number.

Description: Celebrate 75 years in style with this milestone birthday tee featuring bold slab-serif stacked lettering in red, orange, cream, and steel blue — each line progressively larger toward the bottom — because turning 25 three times has a much better ring to it. Perfect for 75th birthday celebrants, aging gracefully enthusiasts, and anyone who refuses to acknowledge the actual number.

Description: Retro Tool Time Style Vintage Ad T-

Description: Vintage slab serif distressed white lettering of I Am Jane Doe with ink marks.

Description: dunston to sandberg to grace.

Description: Jesus Loves Me Tattoos Western Style Quote

Description: loud football moms build character.

Description: Get ready to strut your stuff in our fabulously "Slab Queen" tee, because why be a princess when you can reign over the slabs with style? Join the royal squad and let your inner diva shine bright! 🌟

Description: i love my filipina girlfriend

Description: merry moms club

Description: A highly detailed trilobite fossil illustration shows an ancient marine arthropod preserved in cracked stone with fern impressions, blending prehistoric science, natural history, and vintage engraving style. This paleontology-inspired artwork is perfect for fossil hunters, geology fans, museum lovers, and science teachers who love ancient life, extinct creatures, and prehistoric specimens. A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone drawn to earth history and rugged natural textures.

Description: Pinch it like you mean it in climbing

Description: A marble slab with the words: "CRAPPY DIEM, I seized the wrong day again!"

Description: Here Come The Coogs Slab - Houston Cougars Football

Description: yes i really do need all these rocks

Description: i'd rather be climbing

Description: you've just buttered your last biscuit

Description: Crappie Slab Hunter Papermouth Panfish Bluegill Sunfish Perch Bream Jigging Minnow Spider Rig Lake

Description: Crappie Slab Hunter Papermouth Panfish Bluegill Sunfish Perch Bream Jigging Minnow Spider Rig Lake

Description: Crappie Slab Hunter Papermouth Panfish Bluegill Sunfish Perch Bream Jigging Minnow Spider Rig Lake