Sorry Babe Lucia Called Pillows

Description: Do not wear this to a date or let your partner see it in your closet unless you are looking to get permanently dumped right before the winter holidays season. This hilarious meta text design makes the absolute best self-sabotaging gamer gift to secure during black friday sales, proving to everyone at thanksgiving dinner that you'd rather be locked in for the biggest game launch of the century.

Description: Seriously, do not wear this anywhere near your girlfriend unless you are actively looking to sleep on the couch for the entire holidays season. It is the ultimate relationship-testing gamer boyfriend gift to snag during black friday shopping sprees, giving you a hilarious text excuse for ignoring the real world right when the massive winter game launch officially takes over your schedule after thanksgiving.