Stab Pillows
Description: A black background with bold red text. The top line reads "I WILL" in large, uppercase letters. Below is a realistic depiction of a syringe with red fluid. The bottom lines contain the words "STAB" in very large red uppercase letters, and "you" in smaller red lowercase letters below it.
Stab-A-Loops Horror Cereal Box Halloween Killer Breakfast Pillow
by Gumart
$23 $28
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a black cat wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross and a stethoscope. The cat holds a syringe filled with red liquid. The background has horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and blue. Text reads "THAT'S WHAT I DO I AM A NURSE" at the top and "I STAB PEOPLE AND I KNOW THINGS" at the bottom.
That's What I Do I Am A Nurse I Stab People And I Know Things Black Cat Retro Sunset Pillow
by EONGJE STUDIO
$23 $28
Description: A grotesque death metal vision—this 200 Stab Wounds design erupts in crimson blood and decayed flesh, echoing the gore-soaked brutality of the band’s relentless sound.
200 Stab Wounds Exploding Gore Brutal Death Metal Pillow
by Sunken Chest
$23 $28
Description: Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad If You Stab It Enough. Funny Food Pun For Chefs, Home Cooks, And Foodies Who Love Kitchen Humor And Witty Sayings About Eating.
Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad If You Stab It Enough Funny Food Pun Chef Kitchen Humor Pillow
by JaskconLIfe23
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Don't Think I Wouldn't Stab You | Inktober Day 18 bottle Pillow
by PowerSurgeX1
$23 $28
Description: Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me. This Edgy Sarcastic Humor Design Appeals To Individuals Who Enjoy Rebellious Dating Jokes And Strong Partner Themes.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Edgy Sarcastic Relationship Humor Pillow
by PSU MMA CLUB
$23 $28
Description: Be majestic like a unicorn with this unicorn apparel perfect gifts for unicorn lover. Show everyone your spirit animal while wearing this funny and awesome unicorn apparel.
I Wish I Am A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head Pillow
by coltonsampson
$23 $28
Description: Showcasing The Humor Quote 'Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me'. Ideal For Individuals Who Enjoy Dark Humor, Sarcasm, And Expressing A Bold Independent Personality.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Dark Humor Sarcastic Dating Pillow
by PSU MMA CLUB
$23 $28
Description: Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me. Sarcastic humor for men seeking edgy dating quotes and funny relationship sayings.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Edgy Dating Sarcastic Humor Pillow
by PSU MMA CLUB
$23 $28
Description: Embrace your love for greens and humor with this design. Perfect for foodies, chefs, and anyone who enjoys witty kitchen sayings. Features the complete text: Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad Stab It Enough.
Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad Stab It Enough Funny Foodie Cooking Humor Pillow
by It's Over
$23 $28
Description: Registered Nurse Gift. Looking for a thoughtful gift for a nurse? This registered nurse design is perfect for birthdays, graduation, Nurses Week, holidays, or everyday wear. Great for RNs, nursing students, nurse practitioners, and healthcare professionals.
I Am A Cat Nurse I Stab People I Know Things Vintage Black Cat Pillow
by Mlc.artcreations
$23 $28
Scary Nurse - Be Nice Or I Will Stab You Funny Vintage Nurse Pillow
by PsyPop Works
$23 $28
Description: A cute bear holding a tiny knife, surrounded by skulls and the phrase “Cute But Psycho.” A playful design that combines adorable bear art with dark humor, edgy attitude, and a mischievous twist.
I Have Stability The Ability to Stab Bear 2026 Pillow
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $28
Description: A tongue-in-cheek line about the slow, repetitive patience of cross-stitching. Dark-humored and relatable to stitchers.
Cross Stitch Proof That I Have The Patience To Stab Stitcher Pillow
by Red_TagFoodie
$23 $28
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a black cat wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross and a stethoscope. The cat holds a syringe with red liquid. The background has horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, teal, and blue. Text reads "THAT'S WHAT I DO I AM A NURSE" and "I STAB PEOPLE AND KNOW THINGS".
Black Cat Nurse "I Stab People And Know Things" Retro Sunset Pillow
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$23 $28