Stab Pillows
Stab-A-Loops Horror Cereal Box Halloween Killer Breakfast Pillow
by Gumart
$23 $28
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a black cat wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross and a stethoscope. The cat holds a syringe filled with red liquid. The background has horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and blue. Text reads "THAT'S WHAT I DO I AM A NURSE" at the top and "I STAB PEOPLE AND I KNOW THINGS" at the bottom.
That's What I Do I Am A Nurse I Stab People And I Know Things Black Cat Retro Sunset Pillow
by EONGJE STUDIO
$23 $28
Description: A grotesque death metal vision—this 200 Stab Wounds design erupts in crimson blood and decayed flesh, echoing the gore-soaked brutality of the band’s relentless sound.
200 Stab Wounds Exploding Gore Brutal Death Metal Pillow
by Sunken Chest
$23 $28
Description: Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad If You Stab It Enough. Funny Food Pun For Chefs, Home Cooks, And Foodies Who Love Kitchen Humor And Witty Sayings About Eating.
Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad If You Stab It Enough Funny Food Pun Chef Kitchen Humor Pillow
by JaskconLIfe23
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Pillow
by photographer1
$23 $28
Don't Think I Wouldn't Stab You | Inktober Day 18 bottle Pillow
by PowerSurgeX1
$23 $28
Description: Registered Nurse Gift. Looking for a thoughtful gift for a nurse? This registered nurse design is perfect for birthdays, graduation, Nurses Week, holidays, or everyday wear. Great for RNs, nursing students, nurse practitioners, and healthcare professionals.
I Am A Cat Nurse I Stab People I Know Things Vintage Black Cat Pillow
by Mlc.artcreations
$23 $28
Description: Embrace your love for greens and humor with this design. Perfect for foodies, chefs, and anyone who enjoys witty kitchen sayings. Features the complete text: Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad Stab It Enough.
Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad Stab It Enough Funny Foodie Cooking Humor Pillow
by It's Over
$23 $28
Description: Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me. Sarcastic humor for men seeking edgy dating quotes and funny relationship sayings.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Edgy Dating Sarcastic Humor Pillow
by PSU MMA CLUB
$23 $28
Description: Showcasing The Humor Quote 'Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me'. Ideal For Individuals Who Enjoy Dark Humor, Sarcasm, And Expressing A Bold Independent Personality.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Dark Humor Sarcastic Dating Pillow
by PSU MMA CLUB
$23 $28
Description: Be majestic like a unicorn with this unicorn apparel perfect gifts for unicorn lover. Show everyone your spirit animal while wearing this funny and awesome unicorn apparel.
I Wish I Am A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head Pillow
by coltonsampson
$23 $28
a girl like you can stab a man's heart without a knife quote Pillow
by blue-koala
$23 $28
Scary Nurse - Be Nice Or I Will Stab You Funny Vintage Nurse Pillow
by PsyPop Works
$23 $28
Description: A cute bear holding a tiny knife, surrounded by skulls and the phrase “Cute But Psycho.” A playful design that combines adorable bear art with dark humor, edgy attitude, and a mischievous twist.
I Have Stability The Ability to Stab Bear 2026 Pillow
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $28
Description: A playful black and white animal humor design featuring a porcupine above bold Stab Rabbit lettering. The joke turns the quill-covered woodland creature into an absurdly dangerous rabbit nickname, blending wildlife comedy, spiky animal charm, and silly wordplay. The high-contrast illustration, sharp quill detail, simple layout, and oversized typography create an instantly readable design for fans of porcupines, weird animal names, and goofy nature humor.
Description: A playful black and white animal humor design featuring a scorpion above bold Stab Roach lettering. The joke turns the armored arachnid into an absurd weaponized bug nickname, blending desert creature energy, creepy-crawly comedy, and silly animal wordplay. The high-contrast illustration, curled tail, sharp claws, stinger detail, and oversized typography create an instantly readable design for fans of scorpions, weird animal names, and dark nature humor.
Description: A tongue-in-cheek line about the slow, repetitive patience of cross-stitching. Dark-humored and relatable to stitchers.
Cross Stitch Proof That I Have The Patience To Stab Stitcher Pillow
by Red_TagFoodie
$23 $28
Description: A witty cross stitch design combines an ornate needle, pink roses, Gothic lettering, and the phrase Cross Stitch For The Moments When You Need To Stab Something 10,000 Times. Crafting frustration meets dark needlework humor.
Cross Stich For the Moment When You Need To Stab Something Pillow
by ellasulan
$23 $28
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a black cat wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross and a stethoscope. The cat holds a syringe with red liquid. The background has horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, teal, and blue. Text reads "THAT'S WHAT I DO I AM A NURSE" and "I STAB PEOPLE AND KNOW THINGS".
Black Cat Nurse "I Stab People And Know Things" Retro Sunset Pillow
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$23 $28