Stab Pillows
Description: A playful black and white animal humor design featuring a porcupine above bold Stab Rabbit lettering. The joke turns the quill-covered woodland creature into an absurdly dangerous rabbit nickname, blending wildlife comedy, spiky animal charm, and silly wordplay. The high-contrast illustration, sharp quill detail, simple layout, and oversized typography create an instantly readable design for fans of porcupines, weird animal names, and goofy nature humor.
Description: A playful black and white animal humor design featuring a scorpion above bold Stab Roach lettering. The joke turns the armored arachnid into an absurd weaponized bug nickname, blending desert creature energy, creepy-crawly comedy, and silly animal wordplay. The high-contrast illustration, curled tail, sharp claws, stinger detail, and oversized typography create an instantly readable design for fans of scorpions, weird animal names, and dark nature humor.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a black cat wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross and a stethoscope. The cat holds a syringe with red liquid. The background has horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, teal, and blue. Text reads "THAT'S WHAT I DO I AM A NURSE" and "I STAB PEOPLE AND KNOW THINGS".
Description: A cheeky, sunglasses-wearing white cat holds a tiny knife and deadpans: “Know thy Lane and stayeth tf in it”. Cat design is inspired from Gojo. Perfect for buyers who love dark micro-humour and cat memes — this design reads like a sly one-liner and works great in kitchens, dorms, and cheeky gift collections.
Description: An illustration of a duck inspired by a classic '80s fantasy cartoon hero, dramatically holding a knife like a legendary sword beneath the phrase "I Have The Power To Stab." A fun parody design for fans of retro cartoons, nostalgic pop culture, fantasy adventures, and absurd animal humour.
Description: This little green menace wants two things in life: peace and a weapon within reach. Sharp teeth, sharper wit — he's found the balance between chaos and calm, and he's not sorry about it. For the introverts who value routine just as much as they value the option to end a conversation permanently. Dark humor, delightfully unhinged.
Funny Fencing Design Make new friends and stab them Pillow
by defdaafrog
$23 $28
Description: You're playing King's Quest, and you find a dagger in a hole under a rock. Then you come across a goat running around inside a gate. What else are you going to do? I'm sure you all felt a little bad when it actually let you do it, but we all did it, so don't feel too bad... Plus if you gave him a carrot... ZOMBIE GOAT!
