Tense Pillows

Description: A young man intently aims a futuristic pistol bathed in dramatic red lighting.

Description: Ever Since I Was Young I Wanted to Clench My Jaw and Not Relax My Shoulders Shirt with narrow white lettering. A dry everyday stress joke for overthinkers and anyone who recognizes the habit of staying tense.

Description: Past Present Future Tense Pun Grammar English Teacher

Description: Tim Ferriss penguin shirt is a great gift for all your loved ones.

Description: So I have two versions of this design, one with my original font choice (illegible but pretty) and one with a different font choice (legible but slightly less pretty) since my friends were split on which they wanted. (Both? Both. You can have both.) Quote from Rupert Giles of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with an image of his classic antique green Firestone glass mug.

Description: We've all got it!

Description: The Past, The Present, And The Future Walked Into A Bar - English Teacher Pun Past Present Future Tense

Description: The Past, The Present, And The Future Walked Into A Bar And It Was Tense - Funny English Pun

Description: Modern life is hard, you need all the help you can get. Let everybody know you are GOING THROUGH IT! ...maybe they'll cut you some slack.

Description: Embrace the holiday spirit with our "I Wrap, I Did Wrap, I Am Wrapping: Present Tense" design! Perfect for Christmas Pun Present lovers who enjoy a clever twist on festive fun. Wrap your holidays in humor and spread the cheer!

Description: Tim Ferriss Penguin shirt.