Tense Merch

Description: [tense music playing]

Description: Teach a hilarious English lesson without saying a word! Featuring a cute ice cube showing 'PRESENT TENSE' alongside a melted puddle for 'PAST TENSE', framed with bold text reading 'TODAYS GRAMMAR LESSON - YOU'RE WELCOME'. The ultimate sarcastic graphic tee for English teachers, grammar enthusiasts, literature majors, writers, tutors, and anyone who loves clever wordplay

Description: Larry Bird tense mode vintage design

Description: the past, the present and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.

Description: the past, the present and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.

Description: the past, the present and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.

Description: Featuring bold, rustic typography, this striking graphic spells out "I Read For The Tension" in large distressed block letters. At the top corners, a tiny Regency lady and gentleman look across the vast gap at each other, perfectly representing the iconic romantic tension between Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy. This minimalist dark academia design is a wonderful expression for bookworms, romance novel enthusiasts, and devoted Jane Austen fans.

Description: simple typography design faceless void arcana hero from dota2 with unique qoute text

Description: Present Tense

Description: Clip side of the pink eyed fountain

Description: the past, the present and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.

Description: the past, the present and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.

Description: the past, the present and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.

Description: the past, the present and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.

Description: If you're a fan of design with funny statements then this is for you! A great way to show your sense of humor and make people laugh with sarcasm quotes at home, at work, in school or anywhere you go.

Description: Perfect meaningful gift for autism advocates, educators, families, therapists, and supporters of disability awareness and inclusion The design is available in a variety of colors and sizes, making it a great choice for everybody of all ages.

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Let the whole party know you're an introvert the next time you have to attend an awkwardly mandatory social situation.

Description: Bold white text on a black background reads 'I HAD POTENTIAL'. This design makes a statement with its straightforward typography.

Description: Tim Ferriss penguin shirt is a great gift for all your loved ones.

Description: A clever twist on the classic dating meme for anyone who is a perfect 10 on the outside but permanently running on stress and chaos on the inside. Funny gift for women, girlfriends, single friends, dating-app survivors, and fans of sarcastic relationship humor.

Description: A cartoon featuring a green, bloated, and stressed-looking character with an agitated expression. Its eyes are wide and bloodshot and its teeth are gritted. The figure has small, nervously-posed arms and legs. The text "STRESSED" appears above the character, and "OUT" below, both in a bold, orange sans-serif font.

Description: A playful Halloween-themed arrangement of cream-colored ghosts surrounds bold, white text. The text reads "MY DAD'S" on the top line, "PRONOUNS" on the middle line, and "ARE WAS/WERE" on the bottom line. The ghosts have simple black oval eyes and wavy, flowing bodies.

Description: So I have two versions of this design, one with my original font choice (illegible but pretty) and one with a different font choice (legible but slightly less pretty) since my friends were split on which they wanted. (Both? Both. You can have both.) Quote from Rupert Giles of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with an image of his classic antique green Firestone glass mug.

Description: few names resonate

Description: 1967 Album Art

Description: When I was a kid, the first gag shirt I ever bought with my own pocket change was a version of this joke, so I have a lasting fondness for it! Not so much for my anxiety, tho.