There Would Be Girls Pillows

Do you love these human powered rowing water craft with decorative Chinese dragon heads? Originally part of Duanwu Festival or Duen Ng observance in China. The paddlers (rowers) are on seats and use a paddle while a drummer keeps stroke with a drum beat. Wear to the Asian or US dragon boat racing festival to cheer on your favorite competition racing team. Perfect gift for rower athlete or fan who likes pictures or models of dragon boats. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Forget the popcorn cart or lemonade stand, you crave delicious pastry wands of fried dough coated in cinnamon sugar goodness. Similar to funnel cake or frybread, churros are popular with Mexican food and also in Spain, France, Portugal and the Philippines. Wear to the theme park, water park, street fair, carnival or farmers market. Gift for your friend who is crazy for churro snacks and runs for the churro cart.

If you're riding an ocean wave or waxing your surfboard before hitting the beach this Summer you love the sport of surfboarding! Features a barefoot surfer chick headed to the water and waves. Wear to the beach, Summer family vacation, beach house, surf camp, lifeguard certification, out surfing or paddle-boarding. Great gift for a California or Hawaii surfer girl! Graphic license: Creative Commons. Attribution: Natasha Sinegina, Super Coloring

Hermann Hesse quote: Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity.

Our Founding Fathers Had No Idea There Would Be This Many Idiots

Did you come for the camping, hiking, backpacking, mountain climbing, or to be outdoors in nature? No, you came for the smores! Best camp fire cooking dessert treat with a toasted marshmallow, chocolate bar in a graham cracker sandwich. No cookout is complete without a s'more. It means want some more! Wear on nature hikes, campfire singing, in the camper, trailer, tent or RV. Perfect for kids sleep away, scouting camp event or family reunion. Graphic license: Creative Commons. Attribution kostolom3000, vecteezy

You came to Thanksgiving dinner not for the turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy and stuffing but for the pumpkin pie! A favorite traditional fall harvest dessert flaky crust filled with pumpkin squash filling topped with whipped cream. Wear to family turkey day or Christmas dinner. Perfect gift for the friend who likes pumpkin spice everything. Does your mom or grandma bake the best pie? Graphic license vecteezy.

Did someone say bingo game? If you love to fill your card spaces and yell BINGO this is your new lucky outfit. Perfect gift for gambling bingo or lotto (lottery) playing grandma or grandpa. Who is the King or Queen of Bingo? Get one for your bingo buddy. Wear to game night, casino night, tournament, church bingo game hall, retirement community center or casual around the game room, den or man cave.

Running of the bulls festival gift for Loved one or friend !

The asexuals love cake so the joke goes and I don’t know about others but I have been disappointed more than once by the lack of cake that I enjoy at events.

I'm Not Old I'm Classic is a funny wonderful vintage design. Can be an ideal gift to strong men, Women, girls or maybe kids with character. Always want to be as fun as possible! Offer it for who you love in this stylish birthday or for happy occasions. A lifestyle fashioned streetwear.

Are you the best champion Easter egg hider or hunter? Carrying a basket with decorated eggs, jelly beans and marshmallow candy, toys and fake grass? Wear to the family or community egg hunt, race or roll. Perfect gift for kids or funny group egg hunting team uniform at the school event or family reunion party. Works as easy Easter bunny rabbit costume! Pick up chicks and get some laughs from all your peeps. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Whether you call them dumplings, gyoza or potstickers these are Asian food staples. In Chinese it means "Stuck to the Wok". Steamed boiled or fried they are eaten with chopsticks and are great with rice and soy sauce. In Boston they are called Peking ravioli. In Mandarin they are jiaozi. You will find them in your dim sum steamer basket. Wear to a Japanese restaurant or dinner party. Great gift for foodie friend in cooking school or student who is homesick for a taste of home.

The perfect t-shirt for all that like Eating, Baking, Grilling, Frying, Roasting, Delicious, Barbequing, or Cooking, Ideal gift for any Parent, Foodie, Food Nerd, Teenager, Chef, Food Lover, Connoisseur, Partner, or Women. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Restaurant, Gathering, Barbecues, Holidays, Kitchen, Birthdays, Halloween, New Year, or Festivities, If you love fun Food tees this is the top for you!

A golden oasis filled with yellow and white blossoms using collage style floral stacking to create a whimsical flower bed. Complete with cute kitty and giraffe friend.

Do you need a bribe to come to the boring office meeting or stupid work party? Nothing better than a fresh, hot doughnut with frosting and chocolate or rainbow sprinkles. If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the doughnut and dessert lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef. Goes great with your donut hat, pillow, school supplies or other food accessories.

Old Me Would Love New Me Print

If you're riding an ocean wave or waxing your surfboard before hitting the beach this Summer you love the sport of surfboarding! Features a barefoot surfer dude headed to the water and waves. Wear to the beach, Summer family vacation, beach house, surf camp, lifeguard certification, out surfing or paddle-boarding. Great gift for a California or Hawaii surfer guy!

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos

Two spooky ghosts bring all the BOOS you came for! Wear as a funny joke to a Halloween party, winery, bar or pub. Can go trick or treat as a cheap and easy costume idea. Great gift for someone who likes drinking beer, wine and other spirits. Make your friends laugh and say boo! Some came for the candy, games, scary movies, spiders, witches and goblins. Just raise your glass and tell them hey, I'm just here for the boos! Graphic license vecteezy.

Love all creatures prehistoric? From jurassic to cretaceous, triceratops to tyrannosaurus rex these thunder lizards are always an attraction. Wear to the natural history museum, school science fair or dino theme park. Great kids gift for any dinosaur obsessed boy or girl, this is a pterodactyl bird like dinosaur they can really dig. Perfect for a student of archaeology or paleontology.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers

Do you like drama whether in a movie film, television or stage play production? Maybe just everyday drama at work or school is entertaining. These comedy tragedy masks are the perfect expression! Wear to the movies, acting class, performing arts school, script writing filmmaking, or even Thanksgiving dinner or the family reunion where there is sure to be drama. Perfect gift for the drama seeker in your life (you know who!)

This I Was Told There Would Be Smoked Meat with gold and white grilling utensils is the perfect funny gift for the smoked meat lovin' Dad, Husband, or the best BBQ Grill Pit Master in your life.

"Without tea there would be nothing but chaos." We know that anarchy in the UK is saying "NO!" to a cuppa or failing to put the kettle on in a crisis. Builders' or Earl Grey - it's all good. Design also available in white.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers

Where it at man? I def would not have made an appearance if I had known. I was expecting Ale, Lager, Pilsner, Wheat, Brown Ale, IPA, Bock, Porter, Stout, and Craft beer. What's a beer lover to do?

I'm Here Because I Was Told There Would be Spaghetti - Spaghetti Lover

going to hell in a handbag

We love to sing songs and carols about this traditional merry Christmas holiday dessert. We won't go until we get some! Great gift for Christmas caroler. Funny Santa's elf Halloween costume with striped stockings! Wear to the office or school party, shopping at the mall, caroling, choir practice or as a fun matching outfit for a children's kids chorus at the church annual nativity pageant. Graphic license Vecteezy.

You may wish to see them from the safety of the big tank instead of the deep blue sea because of those teeth and jaws, but these creatures are not toys and deserve our respect. Kids love a shark fin any day of the week. Is a white shark your school mascot? Great gift for a shark lover marine biologist, scuba diver, snorkel fan or team swimmer. Wear to a water park, ocean animal theme park, birthday party, or watching nature shows on TV. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Do you love mermaids and always look for them when you go sailing, snorkeling or scuba diving under the sea? Seeing a shiny mermaid tail would be the best ever! Cute mermaid right out of a fairy tale with her little fish friends. She is the half girl and half fish sexy siren of the sea. Wear to an aquatic theme park, summer beach party, or vacation home.

if i had a different mother in law, I would punch her in the face and go find you is such a great and funny gift for all your loved ones.

Do you go to the deli or even to New York to find the perfect bagel? Traditionally from the Jewish communities of Poland, this round dough is boiled in water and then baked. Often toasted, sliced and spread with cream cheese and lox. Do you like them with sesame seeds, poppy seed, raisins or plain? Maybe bagel chips are your favorite. Wear to the delicatessen or office meeting. Great gift for a food lover or your bagel maker grandpa! Graphic license vecteezy.