Tongue In Cheek Pillows

Description: Do you plan your day around naps? Do you think about the next nap during the current one? Could you win an award ribbon or even a trophy because your naps are just that stellar? Yes, this was designed with you in mind.

Description: tongue

Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "slightly above average". You're the world's okayest; you don't have to be top, you just have to be above the mean line. And y'know, half the world is below average, so you're doing OK.

Description: Tongue

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Very busy & immensely important." Things to do, people to see, tacos to eat, couches to lie on. I might even do some doomscrolling later on.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "it's my first day". Screwed up? Need to give someone a charming smile and an excuse? Sorry, it's my first day!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. WTF is going on? Can you explain it to me?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." Yeah. People are stupid which is why we can't have nice things. Like democracy.

Description: At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Nuance? Never heard of it." Maybe there's no room for grey/gray in your worldview - everything's black or white, good or bad, up or down, awesome or terrible. This is for you.

Description: Inspired by Relient K's "The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek" album cover.

Description: It's not that capitalism can't ever work. But it's not working right now. Rich getting richer, killing the planet, and us along with it. Time for a better system. Also available in simple blunt letters, in white or black.

Description: Imagine the world with more feminism and less bullshit. Better in every way, right?! This sweet looking floral slogan packs a punch; for activists and feminists everywhere. Find more Irreverent Truths in other designs and colors.

Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant retro font. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or just display it for the fun playful design in warm vintage colors of pink and orange.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Description: You've heard of tongue in cheek, but what if a creature had tongues as their cheeks? This lad was born.

Description: Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "degenerate". For you or society in general. Wear this with your tongue in cheek, or literally; only you know your miscreant truth. Also available in black.

Description: A funny design about avoiding confusion and embracing clarity with big words.

Description: Bold, brash, and proud of it. “Tattooed Low Life” is a punchy, minimalist design inspired by iconic beer logos, paying homage to inked rebels and late-night legends. Whether you’re sleeved up or just living loud, this tee pours one out for the beautiful degenerates.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

Description: You can decide the level of sarcasm that goes along with this. Maybe you're genuinely having a great day. Maybe things are more sub-optimal than they've ever been. It's all in your tone - well that's JUST DUCKY.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bougie". Maybe this is you. Maybe this is someone you know. But there's a bougie friend in just about every circle (Matt, you know who you are).

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I just hope both teams have fun". When you like sports but they're not everything. Who cares about the score if everyone's having a good time?!

Description: You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "technically correct: the best kind of correct". Never mind if you're annoying, smug, or pompous! If you're right, gloat!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "geezer". There's nothing like British slang and if you're a geezer there ain't nuffink you can do about it, orright?! London East Ender or general bloke - this could be for you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please wake for meals and snacks." You can limit this to a sticker or a mask on the plane, OR you can wear it every day. Just in case you fall asleep somewhere; you don't want to miss a meal or snack, do you?!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "salty". Sometimes righteous irritation is the only correct response. Other times, you're just being petty (that design's here too; take a look around).