Too Close Pillows

Back off

Get people to read your shirt and also stay a distance away

Snarky comment

Are you looking for a cool shirt at this time? This will be the perfect one for you! Get yours today before others.

inspired by sir chloe's too close

Too close graphic

If You're Reading This, You're Too Close

'You're too close to the edge' is often heard echoing through the canyons carved by the Colorado River as it runs through Arizona. The phrase is usually expressed by parents or guardians of the young, as they venture too near the edge for comfort. I've heard it directed at older people who should know better as well, though, such as myself. Those with a strong sense of self preservation won't get caught anywhere near the edge of a 3000 foot cliff, as we see here at Toroweap Overlook in the northwest section of Grand Canyon National Park. According to 'The Splat Calculator' (google it, it exists), if a person were to fall here, 'ignoring friction (air, rock, rope, or otherwise) and relativistic effects', it would take 13.66 agonizing ...

The great '80s sitcom, Too Close For Comfort!

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close To Me

Youre Too Close - Dark

The hilarious hit TV series from the early 1980s!

If You Can Read This, You Are Too Close

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don't stand too close quote

Stand back! Why are you standing so close to me???

You're too close!

if you can read this, you're too close

See what happens if you don't listen to your parents!

if you can read this, you should take a step back.

Come closer! No, not that close.

Come closer! No, not that close.

Come closer! No, not that close.

Come closer! No, not that close.

Enjoy this, If You're Reading This You're Too Close - Pretty Simple Fun Lettering!

dont get too close violence was the only option cat with knife cat with knife meme

This funny quote is a play on one of our favorite movies, and also a tongue in cheek nod to the way we communicate with email and text. The design resembles pilot wings and the typography design reads "Too close for email, switching to text."

Alien pocket is a funny and creative art inspired by space and the universe. Space art is a perfect gift for geek and spaceman lovers.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE

Back Off!

how to tell people that they are too close

Cat fake pocket is a funny and cute art inspired by animal lovers. Cats art is the perfect gift for cats lover.

A shirt for any social occasion where you don’t want to be social. Also could be used as a bumper sticker to deter tailgaters ;)

Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.

Funny social Distancing for men and women, girl and boy, wear it to be safe from others and keep people distancing from you, for fun and for health

Funny social distancing quote.