Tool Engineer Pillows
Description: A black background with white text. The text reads 'AN ENGINEER WILL SPEND THREE DAYS PERFECTING A TOOL TO SAVE ONE MINUTE OF EFFORT STUPID'. There are gear icons next to "WILL SPEND" and "A TOOL", and wrench icons next to "TO SAVE". A hammer is shown striking the word "STUPID".
Description: A monochrome design featuring the words "ELECTRONICS ENGINEER" in large white capital letters at the top. Below is a detailed depiction of a white multimeter with a digital display showing "-18.00". Attached are red and black probes connected by white wires, with alligator clips at the ends. The text "20", "3V", "OFF", "200", "300", "20M", "OFF", "VA", "BAMG", "COM", and "FUN POA" are also visible on the multimeter face and near the ports.
Description: A bold, black background features the words "MECHANICAL ENGINEER" in large, white capital letters. The "M" is stylized as a summation symbol with red and white stripes. The letters "E" and "N" are incorporated with mechanical tools like pliers and what appears to be a caliper. The letter "E" at the end is replaced by a red syringe-like object with measurement markings.
Description: A black background graphic with white line art elements at the top, including pencils, a calculator, a protractor, an open book, a compass, and Greek letters. The word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in large white capital letters. Below the title, a definition of an engineer is provided in smaller white text.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a skull wearing a hard hat and goggles, holding two wrenches. The skull is positioned centrally, with banners above and below. Text reads "ENGINEER I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS". The overall style has a sunset aesthetic.
Description: A bold red text reads "ENGINEER" across the top. Below, five gears in a light beige color are arranged horizontally. Beneath the gears, a list of hourly rates and corresponding actions related to fixing something are displayed in white text, such as "$50/hr: IF YOU WATCH" and "$250/hr: IF YOU TELD HIE FIXED IT WRONG". The background is black.
Description: A bold graphic states "I'm An Engineer SO LETS ASSUME IM NEVER WRONG". The text is arranged in a stacked format, with "ENGINEER" in a larger font. At the top, a wrench laying horizontally and a gear laying horizontally are offset by three horizontal lines emanating from each side.
Description: A monochrome design with the word "ENGINEER" prominently displayed in bold white letters. Below it, a phonetic spelling reads "/änt-n-'öneeer". Central is a white wrench. Finally, text defines the role as "Precision guesswork based of unreliable data - wizard, magician". Two white gears are positioned above "ENGINEER".
Description: A cartoon coyote wearing a hard hat and goggles holds a lit stick of dynamite. Behind him is a large yellow circle with his shadow, which also holds dynamite. The text "TRUST ME" is curved above and "I'M AN ENGINEER" is curved below the central figure. He is also holding the plunger for a detonator.
Description: A cartoon-style depiction of a male character identified as an engineer. He wears a hard hat, goggles, a red collared shirt, brown overalls with a tool belt containing wrenches, and protective knee pads. The character holds a large adjustable wrench over his shoulder. The background is solid black.
Description: A circular emblem with bold, multi-colored text in a retro style. The text reads "ENGINEER I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF But They KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS". Tool icons like wrenches, gears, and bolts are interspersed with the text.
Engineer I Try To Make Things Idiot Proof But They Keep Making Better Idiots Pillow
by funnymushroomz
$28
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in red sans-serif font at the top. Below it are five gears of varying sizes in a pale yellow color. Beneath the gears is a list of pricing tiers and corresponding actions, such as "$50/hr: IF YOU WATCH" and "$250/hr: IF YOU TELD HIE FIXED IT WRONG". The background is black.
Description: A black background features white text. The top line reads "I'm an" in a cursive font. Below that, in large block letters, is "ENGINEER." A bright blue adjustable wrench is positioned diagonally behind "ENGINEER" with a blue gear. To the right of the wrench, smaller text reads "SO LETS" and below that, "LETS ASSUME IM NEVER WRONG,"
Description: A flowchart diagram with rounded rectangles and arrows on a black background. It depicts text inputs 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' leading to a central rounded square labeled 'ENGINEER'. Arrows show 'ENGINEER' leading to 'SOLUTION' and also a separate arrow pointing down to 'SARCASM [BY-PRODUCT]'.
Description: A definition style composition featuring the word "engineer" in large white letters. Below are the words "[noun] [noun]" and a quote defining an engineer. The bottom portion displays a technical scene with robotic arms, gears, a computer monitor, and a person wearing a hard hat.