Useless Lesbian Pillows

Just tell the girl you like her— but in the mean time, show your useless lesbian pride, and maybe she’ll get the hint.

Can’t talk to girls? Blush at mere eye contact? Join the club, we’ve got t-shirts ;)

For all the keyboard smashing lesbians out there.

Have you never successfully hit on a girl? Do you spend your days thinking about how to maybe someday talk to that girl from History? Do you wonder how people end up in relationships at all? Boy, do I have a shirt for you!

i am useless and gay