Virtucon Pillows
Description: In 1967, Virtucon Industries was founded by Number Two. Even though it got a rocky start as a small business, it eventually gained enough funding and corporate power. The company started as a volatile chemicals manufacturing company. In 1982, the company switched to the communications industry, buying and building more than 38 cable company subsidiaries.
Description: Virtucon is a multinational telecommunications corporation which is in actuality a front company for the criminal empire of the megalomaniacal genius, Dr. Evil who seeks to use his company's assets to take over the world, while his second-in-command, the aptly named Number 2 serves as the company's official CEO in the public eye. It is featured prominently in the film Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery as the main antagonistic force.
Description: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve,
Dr Evil's One Million Dollars Quote Pillow
by Meta Cortex
$23 $28
