Were Not Dating Pillows

Description: Dating can be complicated—but it shouldn’t feel like a business deal! This bold, funny design featuring the phrase “I Thought We Were Dating, Not Negotiating” combines relationship humor with eye-catching retro artwork. The vintage-style design includes an anatomical heart, a dramatic handshake with money, stacked coins, and a lightning bolt for a powerful visual statement. Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor about dating, relationships, romance, money, modern dating culture, and relationship drama. A great conversation starter for singles, dating app survivors, couples with a sense of humor, and anyone who knows love shouldn’t come with a negotiation table!