Witty Pillows

Description: Large if factual.

Description: Your Inability To Grasp Science Is Not A Valid Argument Against It

Description: A meta message to keep others guessing.

Description: Well... it's true

Description: Introducing our clever "A Penny for Your Thoughts Seems a Little Pricey" merchandise, a witty take on the classic phrase that invites humor and introspection. This design playfully suggests that sharing thoughts and ideas is worth much more than just a penny, making it a perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay or simply enjoy expressing your unique personality, this design is sure to resonate. Available in various styles, including t-shirts, hoodies, and tank tops, this design is versatile enough for any occasion—be it casual outings with friends, cozy nights in, or as a humorous addition to your wardrobe.

Description: sarcasm it's how i hug

Description: The Patch Cafe Texas MTEX Oil Landman Series

Description: This t-shirt design captures the essence of surprise and amazement with a witty phrase that's often used in response to unbelievable stories. It's a humorous way to express astonishment and engage in conversations with a touch of playful sarcasm.

Description: They say you cant fix stupid turns out you cant quarantine it either.

Description: Apparently, D.D. does not take kindly to inflatable ducks that just float in the water and stare at living quackers "mockingly".

Description: Some people wonder where the term "hipster" even originated from. Well, it all started with one guy. Lincoln, the original hipster.

Description: Shan't

Description: Getting ready for exams? Procrastinate now, panic later, the perfect plan!

Description: The Rocinante Orange The Expanse

Description: Show off your rebellious side with the witty design, "Don’t Steal. The Government Hates Competition." Perfect for those who enjoy sharp, politically charged humor. This design combines sarcasm and a playful jab at authority, making it a great gift for anyone who loves a bold statement.

Description: The text says "If you can read this, one of us is probably in trouble"

Description: Is stupidity your hobby funny insult sarcasm

Description: The legendary comedian who started in vaudeville, then worked on radio, made tv shows and films, played God and lived 100 years.

Description: A bold, textured font that makes a strong case for why things went wrong. Ideal for the naturally mischievous.

Description: Sometimes life falls apart, and this minimalist character is here to remind you to literally pick up the pieces.

Description: The most clever dinosaurs accept Evolution. One of my few non-Pochari prints that are also available in limited styles (shirts, phone cases, sleeves, etc.). Featuring a reading Raptor in spectacles and an appreciation for intellectual conversation.

Description: Is it a bad thing?

Description: This requires constant supervision anti social, allergic to people, sarcastic unisex funny saying are perfect gifts for anyone who is a combination of being a bit witty, clever with a rude touch

Description: Yup, it happens

Description: I Have Selective Hearing You Weren't Selected Funny Cow Meme

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Description: Japanese Vaporwave Bubble Gum Anime Girl in an Anti-Social Aesthetic Art Look for Retro Futurism as well for Harajuku, Osaka, Tokyo, and Japanese Streetwear Fans. Features an anime girl chewing gum with the quote wasabi and chili flavored in Japanese.

Description: What? It's true.

Description: This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: Don't make me repeat myself - history t-shirt

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "[inarticulate cursing]". Inarticulate cursing may not be the best response, but sometimes it's the only response. F%$#!!

Description: Witty & Gritty podcast and site banner logo https://wittyandgritty.blog

Description: I'm Smiling On The Inside (Black)

Description: At My Age Getting Lucky Means Walking Into A Room and Remembering Why I'm There