Throwing Merch
Description: A darkly funny vintage-style skeleton design featuring a running skeleton dramatically throwing lemons with the sarcastic message “When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them at People — $1 Per Lemon.” Perfect for fans of skeleton humor, sarcastic jokes, spooky aesthetics, retro graphics, lemon puns, Halloween style, and anyone who enjoys absurd dark comedy with a mischievous twist.
Description: Know a man that loves axe throwing and drinking craft beer? This funny drink beer and throw axes design if ideal for professional axe throwers, lumberjack competitions and festivals. Throw that hatchet into the target and celebrate by drinking beer! Hatchet or Tomahawk throwing, an extreme sport! Perfect for your axe throwing team in the axe league or federation. Wear with pride at your next axe throwing competition and show them how real men compete!
Description: An anti surveillance camera shirt makes great gifts for grassroots privacy activists and civil liberties supporters who oppose neighborhood tracking, license plate readers, and constant public monitoring. A funny squirrel surveillance shirt makes great gifts for backyard wildlife lovers and privacy advocates who appreciate detailed illustration art, and it appeals to anyone with scrappy underdog energy.
Santa-Snoopy-Christmas-Dog-Throwing-Presents-With-Elf-Bird T-Shirt
by Rufina Morillo
$17 $24
Description: Kick off game day with playful energy in this adorable "Bear Down - 1920" football cartoon graphic design. Featuring everyone's favorite beagle geared up in a team helmet and jersey launching a deep touchdown pass, flanked by pigskins and iconic orange-and-navy accents, this artwork blends comic nostalgia with historic football pride. A charming apparel choice for Chicago football fans, dog lovers, and family tailgate crews.
Description: A hooded wizard cat throws the horns, glowing rune-covered robes and a magic orb crackling in one paw — "Cat Sabbath" arched overhead in bold gothic type. Flip it around for the back: a massive glowing cat paw throwing the rock horns, crackling with lightning. Two-sided art for anyone who worships heavy riffs and feline chaos in equal measure. Great for metalheads, cat lovers, and anyone who takes their rock 'n' roll (and their cats) seriously.
Description: Genesis prog rock shirt — "Throwing it all away". vintage screen-print design for Genesis fans, prog rock, 80s rock, art rock, classic rock, invisibletouch, abacab lovers and collectors. The perfect Genesis gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1986.
Description: Celebrate your favorite star quarterback with this high-energy graphic tee! Featuring a dynamic action shot of Josh Allen throwing a football in his number 17 jersey, set against a glowing blue neon-style frame with giant "17" backdrop and bold "JOSH ALLEN" typography. Perfect for Buffalo football fans, NFL supporters, and game day tailgate apparel
Description: Genesis prog rock shirt — "Throwing it all away". vintage screen-print design for Genesis fans, prog rock, 80s rock, art rock, classic rock, invisibletouch, abacab lovers and collectors. The perfect Genesis gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1986.
Description: A retro style graphic within a circular frame depicts a silhouetted figure in a desert landscape throwing an object under a purple sky with two large moons. The text "you won't get It!" is prominently displayed at the bottom. The landscape features sandy textures and rolling hills.
Description: Saddle up for high-speed action with this dynamic vintage western illustration! Showcasing a skilled cowboy riding a running horse while swinging his lasso, ready for the catch. Designed with authentic mid-century engraving details, this artwork captures the thrilling energy of the rodeo and wild frontier. Ideal for ropers, horseback riding fans, and lovers of rustic country adventures.
Description: Creative religious and sports-themed design featuring Jesus in a dramatic pose as a baseball pitcher with the bold text “Jesus Saves.” Perfect for Christian baseball fans, faith-based sports apparel, church events, and inspirational gifts. Great for t-shirts, hoodies, posters, and accessories that combine faith and love for the game.
Description: The American King’s Royal Tantrum Blackletter Illustration (Dark Version) An ornate, flourished calligraphy piece pairs sweeping blackletter script with a finely etched Elizabethan-style illustration of a crowned monarch mid-tantrum — ruffled collar, royal robes, and a face twisted in fury. Hand-lettered swirls frame Shakespeare's famous line, giving it the weight of an illuminated manuscript with the bite of modern satire. From Puff Sumo (Ronin Studios), this design blends renaissance engraving detail with baroque calligraphic flourish for a striking, gallery-worthy political statement piece. A standout for fans of classical illustration, gothic script, and sharp-edged royal satire.
