Tightpants Merch

"Yes sir, Cap'n Tightpants!"

"Yes sir, Cap'n Tightpants!"

The Captain and the Companion are off to a shindig. There will be a duel. The Captain barely knows which end of the sword is sharp.

Inspired by Futurama & Firefly. The fastest deliveries in the verse!

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Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! - Firefly

Everyone's favorite unrequited space love story, Registered Companion Inara Serra and Captain/Sergeant Malcolm Reynolds have been through a lot together.

Firefly's crew...the cute version

Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black Tell them I ain't comin' back Burn the land and boil the sea You can't take the sky from me. Leave the men where they lay They'll never see another day Lost my soul, lost my dream You can't take the sky from me. I feel the black reaching out I hear its song without a doubt I still hear and I still see That you can't take the sky from me. Lost my love, lost my land Lost the last place I could stand There's no place I can be Since I've found Serenity And you can't take the sky from me

Firefly's crew...the other cute version

Yessir, Captain Tight Pants.