Tried Merch
Description: A humorous father and daughter present for Dads who appreciate funny quotes from their child. Perfect gift for Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas. Features the full text: Dear Dad, I Tried To Find The Best Gift Ever But Since That Was Me I Just Got You This Shirt. Love, Your Daughter. Great for any proud daughter giving a gift to her father.
Description: Sometimes a person makes a decision so questionable that the possible response afterward is to stand there in complete silence and reconsider every life choice that led to it. In a moment of pure instinct, an attempt was made to stop something from falling using a completely inappropriate body part, as if suddenly possessing the skills of a professional soccer player. Unfortunately, reality had other plans. What followed was a brief moment of chaos, a generous amount of regret, and the immediate realization that some instincts should probably be ignored. It was one of those situations where everything happens far too quickly, yet somehow the embarrassment lasts forever. This is the lesson learned: not every falling object needs to be saved.
