Under The Red Hood Merch

African Mermaid designed for Mermay 2021

A mermaid with flowing red hair.

This is it the awesome T-shirt design for your favorite Valley Forge Christian College band from the 90s! Replace your old tattered or lost one now :-)

African Mermaid designed for Mermay 2021

Guess what's about to start?

Coral Reef

Maybe there never was a wolf...?

Jessie loves her teddy more than anything. Even more than you. Get over it already.

Choose your ship! In Marissa Meyer's epic space saga, readers are introduced to four beloved and infectious couples: Cinder and Kai, Scarlet and Wolf, Cress and Thorne, and Winter and Jacin. Which TLC couple is the best? It's up to you to decide!

Big red fish searching for exciting adventures!

respect the drip brah.

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Trick Question! There is no such thing! Wolves are loving, family-oriented beings who do NOT attack humans. In fact, they are VITAL to our fragile ecosystems. We all need to come together to SAVE these essential beauties.

under the sea

“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

From Wikipedia:"Giant tube worms, Riftia pachyptila, are marine invertebrates in the phylum Annelida.. related to tube worms commonly found in the intertidal and pelagic zones. Riftia pachyptila live over a mile deep, and up to several miles deep, on the floor of the Pacific Ocean near black smokers, and can tolerate extremely high hydrogen sulfide levels. These worms can reach a length of 2.4 m (7 ft 10 in) and their tubular bodies have a diameter of 4 cm (1.6 in). Ambient temperature in their natural environment ranges from 2 to 30 degrees Celsius." (Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License)

dinglehopper

doughboy pop art

Into the fold, then into the kitchen

The wild at heart always recognize each other.

Little chubby memaid

For all seafood lovers out there!

Little Red Riding Hood fairytail reimagined. What if Little Red became a wolf and transformed during the full moon?

Anantomy and geometry of a fish

A jolly jelly that goes with the flow. From Wikipedia: "Crossota is a genus of jellyfish of the family Rhopalonematidae. The genus comprises five species. Unlike most hydromedusae, these jellyfish do not have a sessile stage. Rather, they spend their entire lives in the water column as plankton. The genus Crossota is widespread throughout the oceans."

The Cow, The Cape, The Hair, the Slipper - Into The Woods Musical

Sorority Girls

For Sale Used Submarine Only 20,000 Leagues on the Odometer. Yeah time to sell the old red sub. It's been fun! Low Leagues on the thing. Got it back in October of 2012 and only took it out on Weekends. It was my weekend sub. Got all the Bells and Whistles on it and does about 30 Knots submerged. Yeah it's fast but only raced it once! Can be picked up in the Gulf of Mexico. Bring deep under sea salvage equipment. For sale as is, where is. VivaChas!

This fierce shark is gonna getcha!

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood. You sure are lookin' good! You're everything that a Big Bad Wolf could want......

Red starfish

Polynesian Mermaid designed for Mermay 2021

This classic lyric from "Into the Woods" can be your new philosophy and serve as a signal to those Big Bad Wolves to keep their distance.