Malcolm Kirk

Description: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a minotaur?

Description: Meaty sweeties from the 1970s.

Description: Now with raven-shaped marshmallow pieces!

Description: A visit to Hackdonald's makes his day.

Description: Scary but groovy.

Description: It's a horned beasty monster thing.

Description: The Book of The Bad. Not to be confused by any similar such books from popular horror franchises.

Description: It's a cartoon pizza.

Description: What a freaky year that was. More years available here... https://www.teepublic.com/user/malcolmkirk/albums/1639-freaky-years

Description: Today's puppet show has been brought to you by the number 2 and the letter AAAARRRRR!!!

Description: This time, it's murder! Jaws movie poster parody. Scottish "CRAWS" variant available here... https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2571260-craws

Description: What a freaky year that was. More years available here... https://www.teepublic.com/user/malcolmkirk/albums/1639-freaky-years

Description: A design inspired by, (but not identical to), River Song's journal in the BBC sci-fi series, Doctor Who. The Doctor him/herself has also been known to write in a 500 year diary.

Description: Don't worry. It's just a notebook.

Description: An oozy, slimy, drippy green skull thing.

Description: May cause side effects.

Description: Practise the dark arts!

Description: In space no one can fear plasticene.

Description: The snackfood of the elder gods!

Description: Don't call him Babe! A werewolf sheep pig man thing.

Description: Another skull design.

Description: Eek! Run away!

Description: A wee vampire.

Description: For those of us who are still here.

Description: A snarly black wolf thing.

Description: Vampire

Description: A freaky monster face vaguely shaped like a number nine.

Description: What a freaky year that was. More years available soon.

Description: It's a monster. It's drooling.

Description: As seen on Spongebob Squarepants (among other things

Description: It's a cat.

Description: Just try and calm down.

Description: He's big and he's a foot.

Description: Fancy a chip?

Description: Watch out... They bite!