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Conspiracy theorists and alieum enthusiasts should love this design

"Nothin' too crazy. Just some...Oregano." Tee idea comes from a Jake and Amir video called "Headshots".

"Living in the woods, Killing for sport, Eating all the bodies, Actual cannibal, Shia Labeouf." Paper Bag Edition* A big thanks to Rob Cantor for his hilariously spooky shia-imagination.

There are going to be times in life where you'll have to take a bit of damage to the heart. GOOD THING YOU HAVE THREE! Inspired by 'The Legend of Zelda'

Always remember to seize the d̶a̶y̶ caseum (cheese)! Life motto courtesy of 'Jake and Amir'.

He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".