AccuracyThird

Description: You know who this is and why. You do.

Description: It's been a hard couple years to be a burner, and the biohazard is why. Show your support for your favorite podcast with a shirt commemorating our hellworld!

Description: This shit is literally teh worst

Description: Your friendly, neighborhood mohawk alien warning you that there are falling rocks ahead or something.

Description: Who loves bustin? Narcs Do!

Description: We're okay at our jobs. Not great, but you get what you pay for, you know? You know.

Description: Our fancy new monochrome logo

Description: Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

Description: Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We'vre

Description: Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

Description: Read your ticket. You could die. What we do is dangerous, sure. But you WON'T die. Probably. Mostly probably. Almost certainly not, is the point.