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Go where happiness is your hiding place

Be careful what you pick for.

If you feel like your world is falling apart, best to quit. Even before you're ahead!

The first rule of robot fight club -- don't talk about robot fight club. Or laws of robotics.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. The 90's taught us that.

Two organizations -- both from the early 80's. Both set on domination, both have snakes as mascots. Coincidence? I think not!

It's both a ball and not a ball. Your cat/not a cat will love it.

How it really happened. Evolution and stuff.

From valentine's day to internet dating, our skilled bottom-feeder professionals will find you a mark, er, match. Latin from left to right: - Impostor Fraud - Bottom Feeder - Buyer Beware

It's easy to understand why everyone goes to the beach. It's stress-free and and fun to do. Just hang out and follow a few simple rules to make it enjoyable for everyone.

Know how to meet others and be social? Biking! Guys love it, girls love it. Everyone gets to ride. Woo!

Night fishing. What can go wrong. Just maybe have a slighter bigger boat

Which one are you? I'm the janitor.

Microscopic lesson, perhaps? Free-electron hares? This is a take on the classic fable, The Tortoise and the Hare. If you like turtles, rabbits and the atom, you're all set. Slow and steady wins the race!

Shirt understands you. It knows it purpose and how to please you. Shirt knows all.

Evolution of the Pixel? Biology of retro gaming? Either way, this megaman daVinci mashup looks great and will surely make you look smart. Or fun. Or something.

Saint Patrick's Day is for Lovers. And Clovers. And Shamrocks. And Beer. The important this is celebrate what you clove. Clover. Did I mention beer?

Spolier Alert: Everything will be OK!

Feeling vintage good vibes, then this is the shirt for you!

Introvert Academy Classes forming now, just for you. And only you.

Setting myself to vacation mode. Do not disturb, messages may not be returned.

Outside: It's not for everyone

Recharge your spiritual batteries with some time off in your happy place.

Is your pizza real? Is anything? Or are you a giant battery, wearing this shirt?

Noun. The mullet of business attire, typically worn during video conferences.

You know just where to look when you're looking for romance. It's plain to see, and is right in front of your face.

The secret to any relationship. Animal heart deer.

I've been acting like I've been in quarantine for all this time. Now everyone is like me.

Need a place to kick back and discuss classic cancelled sci-fi shows? Drop by the Serenity. Best in the 'Verse.

Dung beetles are hard at work, but need a break too. After all the crap they deal with you can imagine why.

St. Patrick's Day is for Lovers, Clovers, and everything that's green and in between

This is my gym. Sitting. La Sit. Lazy. Laziness. I don't go to the gym.

We are angy, video game adults and we will be heard!

Classic sugar water to hydrate and replenish valuable electrolytes

For sale: Gym membership. Never used.

Can't keep up with all the internet buzz and memes? This shirt is for you. Speaks for itself. And you.