Socks
Description: When you have nothing else left to cook, you must serve yourself. The customer comes above all others. Luckily you've a special curse that allows you go grow back quickly what you've lost. All you need to do is have one of those customers over for dinner.
Sorrow Ham Socks
$20
Description: Otter Punks give no F's or D's about anyone else or the establishment! They do what they want when they want! Try to step to them and they'll crack your skull in their tummy quick as a fat clam!
Otter Punk Socks
$20
Description: Alton Newbury knows he is Top Boy because he was voted it in school and also has moonlight activated embroidery on his pants. That way noone ever forgets.
Top Boy Socks
$20
Description: When life grows you lemons you take those lemons from the set of your now cancelled children's television show and go live in the sewer and grow sewer lemons! Blumby is a bright start in the dark under current of the city.
Blumby! Socks
$20