AlterAspect

Ride on, ride free

Show the world that your truly lion-hearted by wearing the lion across your chest with pride!

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Show the world that your truly lion-hearted by wearing the lion across your chest with pride!

Welcome to the farmacy - herbal remedies and pharmaceuticals for all your medicinal needs.

WARNING: The following content has been approved for inebriated audiences only. Rated ARRRGH! When you see the Rumguy, remember that all audience members must be accompanied by a rum at all times.

Welcome to the farmacy - herbal remedies and pharmaceuticals for all your medicinal needs.

Shikaka..... shikhakhaaa.... shikasha- aah? shishkabab, shaw shank redemption, CHICARGO! You're outta there! Go on, you're gone... go on...

Alter your Perspective

Alrighty then, spank you very much, bye bye now

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

Get your Noodles here, get 'em while their hot! If you don't, you'll regret it in retrospect

Now I have a machine gun HO-HO-HO

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass

I've got one that can see...

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum

Come with me if you want to live...

I'll Be Back...

Come with me if you want to live...

It’s a 12 Gauge double barrelled Remington, S-Mart’s top of the line! You can find this in the sporting goods department, that’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95, it’s got a walnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair-trigger. That’s right, shop smart, shop S-Mart,…. YOU GOT THAT!?

Ride on, ride free

The strange one is believed to be a redeemer, foretold in prophecy to be the one who shall deliver mankind from the terror of the Deadites, one man El Jefe would stand against the evil.

Stay Classy Planet Earth

You Stay Classy San Diego

Scotch! Scotch! Scotch! I Love Scotch! Here goes down, down into my belly!...

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it....

Hey, wait a minute! This one doesn't quite seem to fit with the rest of the pacman ghosts

Roadhouse!

come along and take a hit from the bong

You need me to do what now? No can do bro, I'm outta Mana. *Include our graphics in your selfies and sticker bombs to get them featured on our site when you Slap 'em, Snap 'em and Hashtag 'em #LoqdOn over Twitter or Instagram.*

Let your homies know you'll see them later at about 4:20

Hey, Don't hate the level, Save the game, homie.

Ready your buster sword and grab your ultimate weapon, it's time to bust this shit wide open.

Hey, Don't hate the Playa, Save the game, son.

You better watch out this halloween, there's a slasher on the loose!

Power up your X buster and charge your Z Saber, as you get ready bust this shit wide open!