Magnets
Description: The stench of this idiot is apparently not just because he's an asshole, but because OF his asshole
Trump Stunk! Magnet
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Description: Kevin “Klan Klown” McCarthy has a zero-tolerance policy for legal cannabis. He obviously prefers the crack and kool-aid supplied by his fanatical, feckless fuhrer, The Donald
Just Say No Magnet
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Description: Little Runt DeSadness and his altered-ego, Neanderthal version of his hapless, heartless, hateful, half-witted hero, Little Double-wide Donald Chump
The Fiendstones Magnet
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Description: That's not Greasy's gut protruding from under his dirty shirt. It's his swollen gonads protruding. This fool has OD'd on the MAGA Kool-Aid, and is suffering from the delusion that his Master, The Donald, was successful in his coup attempt, and that HE by extension is immune from the Law as it still exists in America. As Dubya might put it: Pardoned you once, shame on us. But, you're the fool if you think you'll be pardoned again.
Description: This graphic illustrates long overdue smackdown of the punk known as Sen. Rand Paul by Dr. Fauci. Paul's display of false bravado while hiding behind the physical barrier of his senate dais is a metaphor for the spineless wimp who confronted his adversary from the security of his mama's skirt.
Description: As I have pointed out before, Donald Chump was never really leading this latest national racist movement to restore institutional white supremacy in the U.S.. He was the distraction - the shiny object, the court jester, and the Trojan Horse, grabbing voter's attention while Moscow Mitch and the perpetual powers behind the thrown assembled the apparatus necessary to facilitate an anti-Democratic Apartheid America. Round One: The Insurrection.
Description: Illustration depicts the nonchalant attitude of Biden and Capitol Hill Democrat leaders about the no-holds-barred tactics of Republicans to establish Apartheid in America. Makes you wonder whether some 'Democrats' surreptitiously support the Republican agenda. Hmm?
Who's Woke? Magnet
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Description: This guys is the ultimate PUNK! The pseudo-tough-guy who looked the other way while his male students were being sexually molested for years is a closet wimp. That macho facade he portrays didn't stop him from getting his lunch money taken by real bully's when he was in school. He's not really a hardass, he just plays one in televised congressional hearings.
Description: Look past the smoke, mirrors, and rhetoric to understand Moscow Mitch and Grim-reaper Oppression Party's true target is not Joe Biden, per se, but Kamala Harris. The presumptive 2024 Democratic nominee, should Biden sit-out a 2nd term, Harris would benefit tremendously from a highly successful Biden 1st term, and the Oval Office would be within her grasp. Despite Kentucky being the 5th poorest state in America, McConnell would deny his constituents much-needed resources and benefits pushed by Biden policies to Stop-The-Appeal of Harris's candicacy in 2024. Get 'woke' on this.
Description: This dumbass is so stupid that he confuses his father's klansmen and nazi anarchist rages and church burnings with peaceful Black Lives Matter marches for racial justice. His remarks have no more relevance than the family parrot repeating innocuous words and phrases. Go play with other kids, Eric.
Description: When will the MAGA Mob realize they've picked the wrong Fearful Leader. He hates us today, he'll hate you tomorrow. Nothing and no one is sacred to Chump, except money and power. Michael Cohen divulged that The Donald views most of his supporters as White Trash who "he would have arrested if they touched his car."
Description: This smarmy pseudo-tough guy is a loud-talking racist punk. He's not really the hard ass he'd like us to believe; he just pretends a hard-ass on TV. He's really the timid coward who routinely got has his lunch money taken in school. This white supremacist hate-monger projects his self-worthlessness onto people he feels comfortable to bully as a substitute for his personal inadequacy.
Pucker Snarlson Magnet
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Description: That's not run-of-the-mill halitosis affecting Matt Gaetz's breath. It's the stench from Donald Trump's butt. The quintessential Trump ass-kiss, Gaetz has attempted to make himself over in The Donald's image, including molesting underage girls. He is likely headed to the pokey, where he will become the pokee instead of the poker.
Description: This IS NOT a drill. These crackers mean business. They enforced 250 years (10 generations) of slavery in America, and a century (4 generations) of Apartheid that only ended 50-ish years (2 generations) ago. In the 53 years since Martin Luther King's assassination the white supremacists were not retreating - they were revamping. Kemp's signature on SB 202 is the political equivalent of cannons firing on Fort Sumter, April 12, 1861. Resist!
Description: Brian Kemp and his kabal of KKK Konmen fronting as Peach State lawmakers recently defecated something called The Election Integrity Act of 2021, the result of a powerful political cathartic delivered by Biden, Warnock, and Ossoff. Considering how much biased bile has piled up in Jim Crow's backside in the half-century since Lester Maddox, we should expect subsequent mounds of racist shit overflowing the Depends of these bad-intentioned bigots.
Description: Like Lindsey "The Licker" Graham, Mitch McConnell's gonads have grown since winning re-election. He didn't miss a beat supporting Trump's anti-Democratic, stone cold serious attempt at a coup d'é·tat in real time in America. Moscow Mitch has been the diabolical power behind the throne the whole time while The Donald was 'the shiny object' that distracted us Mitch handled his business. The purpose of the court jester was not to entertain the king , but to distract the subjects from the King's machinations. Based on who's been fulfilling the agenda, it's been Mitch who wears the crown.
