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I Don't Wanna Go To The Oval Office! Socks
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Description: This graphic illustrates the impudent accidental president who obviously would rather golf, tweet or watch Fox & Friends rather than sit in the Oval Office and at least pretend to manage the country. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.

Tags: bigotry, capitol hill, corruption, oval office, politics

I Don't Wanna Go To The Oval Office! Socks

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I Can Count To One Socks
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Description: This graphic is an allegorical take on the self-absorbed, infantile, septuagenarian brat occupying the White House who’s never learned to count beyond one – himself – using his middle finger to send that message, which, coincidentally, says f**k you to everybody else. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.

Tags: trump, corruption, bigotry, stormy daniels, russia gate

I Can Count To One Socks

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Trump's Policy on Migrant Children Socks
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Description: This illustration ignores what Trump says and depicts what he does regarding migrant families and children at the Southern border. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.

Tags: bigotry, collusion, conspiracy, corrupt, hate

Trump's Policy on Migrant Children Socks

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"Important Things First..." Socks
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Description: A spoof of Trump in the White House Situation Room, where critical government business is conducted, insisting his latest TV ratings must be discussed first. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: president, republican, trump, greed, racism

"Important Things First..." Socks

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How High, Comrade Sir? Socks
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Description: It's obvious. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.

Tags: trump, president, republican, politics, racism

How High, Comrade Sir? Socks

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They Were Supposed To Lock Her Up? Socks
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Description: This graphic demonstrates how the tables turned on a bunch of unprincipled, unpatriotic, incompetent opportunists who chanted "Lock Her Up" against a lady, who despite her warts is a competent, principled patriot stateswoman. This is only the first wave of treasonous miscreants to meet their punishment from this traitorous conspiracy. Bon voyage, jackasses! From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.

Tags: bigotry, conspiracy, corrupt, donald trump, oval office

They Were Supposed To Lock Her Up? Socks

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The Swamp Socks
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Description: This illustration depicts the proverbial “swamp” that The Donald promised to clean-up upon his arrival to The District that he instead infested with himself and the worst of his ilk From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: scandal, corruption, washington dc, dc, oval office

The Swamp Socks

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TRUMP SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO AMERICA Socks
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Description: Graphic message speaking to donald trump's contempt, disrespect and disdain for America, and anything or anyone other than his avaricious self, as a citizen, as a candidate, and since he's assumed the highest office, ultimately selling out the country and the presidency for a few more dollars. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: capitol hill, corruption, crooked, dc, election

TRUMP SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO AMERICA Socks

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The Emperor Socks
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Description: The naked truth always speaks for itself. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: election, white house, oval office, capitol hill, trump

The Emperor Socks

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Donald Chump Will Take America Back Socks
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Description: An illustration that speaks to Donald’s public embrace of right wing racists, nazis and fascists who openly and proudly espouse their hate with Oval Office approval and impunity, while The Donald supports their causes with rhetoric and official policy – like in the good ole days when non-whites stayed in their place From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: capitol hill, washington dc, crooked, corruption, bully

Donald Chump Will Take America Back Socks

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President Trump Stupid Disorder Socks
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Description: This illustration really needs no explanation. It speaks for itself. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: bully, corruption, dc, election, government

President Trump Stupid Disorder Socks

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Cat Eats Fat Rat in Hat Socks
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Description: An illustration that suggests it will be citizens, not the checkers and balancers of Executive government power – the Congress and Supreme Court – who will stand up and curtail the destructive politics and policies of the Oval office rat. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: bully, corruption, crooked, dc, election

Cat Eats Fat Rat in Hat Socks

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"D" is for Donald? Socks
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Description: This illustration emphasizes the various character traits that attribute to The Donald with words that begin with the letter "D". These are not opinions . The Donald has demonstrated these behaviors on the record, on camera for the world to see, throughout his life, most prevalent since he announced, ran for, and assumed the presidency. His misogyny, racism, illiteracy, stupidity and ignorance are on full display for the world. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: crooked, bully, corruption, government, racism

"D" is for Donald? Socks

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Trumpty - Dumpty Socks
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Description: This graphic illustrates the fragile ego and thin-skinned veneer of the septuagenarian juvenile who currently sits in the Oval Office. Being far out of his element and caught naked and afraid has caused fissures in Trump's facade to shatter for the whole world to see to the extent that his high-priced lawyers and Russian handlers can't resurrect him. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: bully, corruption, crooked, election, government

Trumpty - Dumpty Socks

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"F**king Moron" Rat in a Hat Socks
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Description: This graphic depicts the Vermin-In-Chief sporting the aptly entitled moniker on his trademark red cap which was conferred upon him by his former Secretary of State as a testament to his limited cerebral capacity and dexterity. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: trump, bully, election, republican, politics

"F**king Moron" Rat in a Hat Socks

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It's Not His Thumb On The Scale Socks
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Description: Humorous take on serious issue of current Resident and his elfin attorney general not enforcing, pushing against and attempting to turn back civil rights laws and established policies benefiting non-whites in matters of political and economic parity, and social justice. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: trump, president, bully, racism, government

It's Not His Thumb On The Scale Socks

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Resident of the United States Hates Socks
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Description: This depiction illustrates the sad but true fact that the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is in fact no more than that – a resident, simply the guy who occupies the place. The Resident’s record as a Vietnam draft dodger suggests he has the courage of a chicken. An observation from his Secretary of State suggests he is a “fucking moron.” The company he keeps proves him to be a racist and a hater. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: election, scandal, republican, crooked, oval office

Resident of the United States Hates Socks

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If It Talks Like A Racist... Socks
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Description: A graphic take on the old adage: “if it walks like a duck.” Nuff said: Donald Trump is a racist! From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: president, trump, scandal, government, racism

If It Talks Like A Racist... Socks

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Generally Ignorant Socks
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Description: This design addresses the unadulterated, unmitigated, gutter racism displayed by Trump's chief-of-staff, Generally Ignorant Kelly, who follows the lead of Clueless Leader by unapologetically insulting a blameless, distinguished African-American congresswoman - and by synecdoche all Americans who are not rich, white and unbigoted. This is not a drill. Trump and company want to Take America Back - Waaay Back. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: dc, capitol hill, oval office, white house, election

Generally Ignorant Socks

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Donald Always Puts America First Socks
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Description: A graphic that illustrates the hypocritical, misplaced loyalty of the person elected as the embodiment of quintessential citizenship and patriotism whose FIRST allegiance is actually – obviously - to the almighty dollar From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: racism, corruption, crooked, washington dc, capitol hill

Donald Always Puts America First Socks

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Biggest S**t Hole in the World Socks
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Description: A graphic take on the “F**king Moron” who described African and Caribbean countries as “shitholes” while his own mouth has chronic diarrhea which is connected to his “brain” which is an overflowing sewer From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: republican, white house, oval office, dc, washington dc

Biggest S**t Hole in the World Socks

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King Trump Socks
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Description: Illustration depicts the self-appointed national “Mani-arch” sitting upon his throne producing the steady supply of what he attempts to feed the nation daily, while flushing away long-held standards of civility and tactful public discourse that have been hallmarks of the office of the American presidency for centuries From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: racism, crooked, scandal, corruption, washington dc

King Trump Socks

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Sarah Hucka-Bitch Sanders, Wicked Witch of the West Wing Socks

Description: A satirical graphic take on the bombastic, dishonest, bullying, crass performances the Oval Office spokesperson delivers almost daily as she addresses the national press corp From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: dc, capitol hill, republican, politics, scandal
They Infest Our Country... Socks
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Description: Illustration featuring a quote by Donald at the height of the child-stealing southern-border immigration controversy that is more apropos to the child-abuser-in-chief’s cronies and sycophants at the White House and Capitol From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: trump, politics, white house, president, capitol hill

They Infest Our Country... Socks

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Republican Constipation Socks
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Description: Depicts the internal poisoning of the GOP because the bile that should be regularly expelled to keep the party functioning well – in the name of Donald Trump - is clogging the Party’s innards destroying the will and moral compass required to lead the nation and conduct themselves as citizens and patriots first, instead of partisan votes for hire From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: capitol hill, corruption, crooked, dc, oval office

Republican Constipation Socks

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Dummy & Dumber Socks
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Description: This illustration is a comical take on the very serious debacle in the White House of an ignorant, dishonest, arrogant, racist, immoral, miscreant serving as the official spokesperson for an ignorant, dishonest, arrogant, racist, immoral, miscreant serving as president of the United States. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: president, republican, white house, capitol hill, politics

Dummy & Dumber Socks

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Rats Jump Sinking White House Ship Socks
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Description: This graphic depicts the constant parade of White House staff fired, resigned or otherwise relieved of their employment (some apparently gladly) as corruption, incompetence and scandal consume the Trump administration. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

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Rats Jump Sinking White House Ship Socks

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Public Enemy Number One Socks
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Description: This graphic suggests a possible – hopeful – outcome to the investigation of Donald Trump and his cronies resulting from their obviously nefarious machinations during the 2016 presidential election; behavior that if borne out strongly points to treason. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: treason, mueller, 2016 election, republican, russian

Public Enemy Number One Socks

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West Wing Witch at the Podium Socks

Description: Political This illustration spoofs Sarah Hucka-Bitch-Sanders, the Malicious Mouthpiece of Resident Trump whose daily deceptive diatribes have become a loathsome, despised exercise of the Washington press corp. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

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West Wing Witch at the Podium Socks

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DC C.R.A.P. Motif Socks
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Description: DC C.R.A.P. is a brand identity logo for a collection of sardonic, tongue-in-cheek commentary on the policies, actions and state-of-affairs in our nation’s capital promulgated by The Donald and his abysmal band of misguided , disloyal confederates From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Tags: politics, trump, donald trump, president, racist

DC C.R.A.P. Motif Socks

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