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Oh Snap - Wishbone Socks
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Description: A broken wishbone with the words Oh Snap! in a comic book style font

Tags: bone, cracked, distressed, funny, make a wish

Oh Snap - Wishbone Socks

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Pour Some Gravy On Me  Rock N' Roll Turkey Socks

Description: A Rock N' Roll Turkey belting out some Pour Some Gravy On Me!

Tags: funny, gravy, guitar, guitarist, holiday

Pour Some Gravy On Me Rock N' Roll Turkey Socks

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It'll Be Anarchy Socks
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Description: quote from on of the greatest 80's teen movies. Features the iconic anarchy symbol in bright red.

Tags: 1985, 80s, 80s movies, anarchism, anarchist

It'll Be Anarchy Socks

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Offended Socks
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Description: Just plain straightforward text that reads "I would Like To Apologize To Anyone I Have Not Yet offended. Please Be Patient. I will Get To you Shortly."

Tags: funny, funny offensive quotes, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan

Offended Socks

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Country and Metal Socks
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Description: Skull wearing a cowboy hat with the distressed text I Like Both Kinds of Music Country and Metal in an interesting font. Has a very vintage style with stars

Tags: blues brothers, classic country music, country, country music, cowboy hat

Country and Metal Socks

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Gimme Da Keys - Skull in Gangster Hat Socks
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Description: Retro design of the classic quote from the 80's film Weird Science. Gary was in no shape to drive. Funny design for those fans of 80's teen movies!

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s music, 80s retro, danny elfman

Gimme Da Keys - Skull in Gangster Hat Socks

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Hillbilly - Skull and banjo Socks
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Description: Show your Hillbilly pride with this bearded skull and banjo design! This distressed design is perfect for the fans of hillbilly banjo music

Tags: banjo player, banjos, beard, bearded, bearded skull

Hillbilly - Skull and banjo Socks

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Mama Tried Socks
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Description: If you turned 21 in prison and no one could steer you right but your Mama Tried then this is the shirt for you! Great vintage distressed design for the fans of real country music

Tags: country, country music, distressed, funny, funny quote

Mama Tried Socks

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Of Course I'm In A Band Socks
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Description: distressed font design that reads Of Course I'm In A Band

Tags: classic rock, cover band, distressed, funny, funny band

Of Course I'm In A Band Socks

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One Eyed Willy Socks
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Description: distressed vintage One Eyed Willy design

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, astoria, chunk, goondocks

One Eyed Willy Socks

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Your Worst Nightmare Socks
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Description: Red distressed text Your Worst Nightmare. Perfect for Rambo fans!

Tags: 80s, action hero, action movies, army, distressed

Your Worst Nightmare Socks

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Strange Things Are Afoot Socks
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Description: retro vintage circle K sign from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure with the quote Strange Things are afoot. Great retro colred design for fans of the 80's.

Tags: 80s, be excellent to each other, bill and teds excellent adventure, bogus journey, circle

Strange Things Are Afoot Socks

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Deplorable Garbage - Trump Socks
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Description: 2024 Trump Campaign logo with the text Deplorable Garbage. Garbage for Trump

Tags: deplorable, deplorable garbage, deplorables, donald trump, election

Deplorable Garbage - Trump Socks

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