BasementMastermind

Description: Wear this shirt when you want to tell the world how cool and special you are! You are dope as fuck, so express it!

Description: The meal of champions! Get this shirt for this person who always orders chicken and french fries no matter what!

Description: I am not sure how official or unofficial this flag is, but it looks pretty cool, so I am posting it! Makes for a nice shirt or wall art.

Description: Need a cool shirt to go trick or treating this year? This shirt is perfect if you don't have a costume to rock to the Halloween spot. Practice tip: use a large bag when trick or treating, so you can carry more candy!

Description: A shirt for anyone with serious bump and boom in his/her trunk!

Description: The perfect shirt for the next rally or next comic book convention. People will probably ask you where you got this cool shirt.

Description: I hate running. I think it sucks. However, they tell me that it is good exercise for me, so I might get back to running one day. Until then, I will say that RUNNING SUCKS!

Description: This is the perfect t-shirt for any basketball player past, present or future who has a a unique sense of humor and classy style. If you’re a real hooper, this shirt is for you! Featuring the 100 emoji in the 100% HOOPER script with the distressed basketball background, this shirt is perfect to wear to the game, dance, bar, party, skate park, club or class. Show your love and dedication for the game of basketball by rocking this awesome apparel.

Description: This is the perfect t-shirt with an ornamental TACO TUESDAY design for any foodie, college student, party-goer or cool person you know that has a unique sense of humor and classy style. If you’re a real taco lover, this shirt is for you! Featuring a hard shell taco filled with classic Americanized ingredients of meat, cheese, lettuce and tomatoes, this shirt is perfect to wear to the dive bar, frat party, tailgate, class or house parties. Show your love for Taco Tuesday by rocking this crazy, hilarious, awesome apparel.

Description: This is perfect t-shirt for the internet spy in training, hacker, conspiracy theorist or college student. It is not cloak and dagger, but rather it is cloak and data. Makes an awesome gift.

Description: Grab this shirt for the next rally or just walking around the mall!

Description: Remember when America announced plans to conquer the universe?

Description: I hope this shirt goes worldwide!

Description: An 8-bit heart, 'nuff said!

Description: When you love the revolution, and have heart!

Description: I have random cats visit my backyard every day and hang out. This cat reminds me of one of those cats.

Description: Hip hop will always survive. Even in an apocalypse!

Description: Rasslin'. A sport of America. From bingo halls to high school cafeterias. Not sports entertainment. Real professional wrestling.

Description: The Bass Wars were fought in the Southeast United States in the late 1980s and 1990s, notably in Miami, Orlando and Atlanta. Cars and trucks competed for the loudest bass speakers, and CDs had warning stickers about the bass damaging speakers. Neighborhoods banned cars that were too loud. What a time to be alive. This shirt celebrates the Bass Wars.

Description: Express your love under a moon background with this shirt.

Description: Someone told me that they were mining Bitcoin. I don't really know much about Bitcoin, so I did a design on the first thing that popped into my head. However, I think the new jacks today are actually mining Bitcoin with computers and GPUs instead of hand tools.

Description: I need two tanks of nitrous oxide. Get this shirt and wear it to the race tonight.

Description: The powers that be around the world seem to be saber-rattlin', so it is only a matter of time before they will be trying to sell the public to start wars.

Description: Perfect shirt for the next protest march or a grocery store run when you want to keep shady dudes at bay.

Description: This was the symbol for viewing pleasure back in the day. The almighty video home system symbol! I miss the days of going to Blockbuster and getting the latest flick!

Description: For anyone who wants to rep Canada!

Description: Whenever someone asks you a difficult question, you can always say "I do not recall" and you will be all good. *Disclaimer: This is not legal advice in any way, shape or form.

Description: There is too much hate in the world today. We need more love and less hate. Love not hate!

Description: Robots are in the news for taking people's jobs. It is only a matter of time before robots will be taking your coffee. Get this shirt before the robots do.

Description: Spring Break 2018 will be here before you know it. Get ready and be prepared with the official Spring Break 2018 t-shirt from Basement Mastermind. College is short. Enjoy the time off from the books with a great spring break including this t-shirt to remember all the fun! Whether you head to Florida, Bahamas, Mexico or Arizona this spring, this shirt will be the hit of any party!

Description: There are a lot of cool “cats” who DJ (including Bruce Lee), but there are not a lot of Presidents who DJ. Abe Lincoln changes up the game from beyond. He can really scratch it up. This tee shirt is a hip option for the person who likes DJing and spinning records and politics. Perfect for wearing to the local EDM festival, comic book convention, bar, club, bookstore, library, speed dating event, gaming convention, movies, thrift store, computer lab or simply for everyday wear. Show your pride in your individuality, importance, originality and unique nature by rocking this DJ Abraham Lincoln t-shirt from Basement Mastermind.

Description: Map of Hawaii. The 50th State in the United States of America. Wear it with pride.

Description: I saw a bumper sticker with this MAKE AMERICA THINK message at a rally earlier this year, but no one had any shirts. We can be great, but let's start thinking again. This is the perfect t-shirt for anyone who loves politics, but does not necessarily fit into the standard left-right paradigm. If you like intellectual politics, then this shirt is for you! This is the perfect shirt to wear to a political rally, concert, coffee shop, mall, beach, boardwalk or as everyday wear.

Description: For the favorite bowler in your life! And who doesn't love tacos?

Description: Featuring a hammer and a sickle along with the catchy phrase MAKE RUSSIA SOVIET AGAIN, this tee shirt is for the counter revolutionary who wants to take us back to days of the USSR. Some people want to make America great. Perfect for wearing to the political rally, coffee shop, comic book store, comic convention or a protest. Show your pride in your individuality, importance, originality and unique nature by rocking this t-shirt from Basement Mastermind.