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Description: I did not hit her. I did nahht.

Description: The best "get-out-of-anything" excuse ever devised.

Description: Abrasive, yes. But that WAS a dumb suggestion.

Description: ...In one way or another.

Description: The War Doctor reflects on his choice.

Description: Question. Why do we talk out loud when we know we’re alone? Conjecture. Because we know we’re not.

Description: Pissing your pants yet?

Description: Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

Description: The book cover for the satirical novel, Killing Kardashian.

Description: The back cover of the Hollywood satire Killing Kardashian.

Description: Based on the popular meme.

Description: The master of wit's take on the afterlife.

Description: Caricature of a French Bulldog.

Description: Get yours at www.doodlemydog.com!

Description: Bob and Doug enjoy a strange brew.

Description: Version without the SFX.

Description: They're eating her! Then they're gonna eat me!

Description: Caricature of a shar pei doodlemydog.com

Description: The Ninth Doctor's catchphrase

Description: It's French. For "Let's go."

Description: Caricature of Iris' pup.

Description: Wolves aren't supposed to be shy.

Description: Have you ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, "Aaaah!"?

Description: It's like a lion eating hummus.

Description: It's a look I like to call "Dead but delicious."

Description: The file is irrelevant.

Description: Look away and you won't remember that you saw this shirt.

Description: The Second Doctor plays phone tag.

Description: The First Doctor is annoyed by his nickname.

Description: You can't pay for the necessities of life with cookies.

Description: Physician heal thyself.

Description: Owl illustration

Description: Meant to serve.

Description: The Wicked Witch from Wizard of Oz.

Description: Caricature of a lhasa apso.

Description: Caricature of an English Bulldog.