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How Pig… Card
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Description: No, really, how pig is it?

Tags: pig, 40s, piggy, fleischer, 1940s

How Pig… Card

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R’Lyeh Cigarettes Card
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Description: 20 Class A cigarettes that are elder-god approved…

Tags: hp lovecraft, lovecraft, smoking, vintage retro, scary

R’Lyeh Cigarettes Card

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Mayan Circuit Board Card
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Description: At some point I wrote “Mayan calendar but make it a circuit board” on a random scrap of paper. Today I drew it. And it looks sweet.

Tags: mexican punk, calendar, circuit, circuit board, cyber

Mayan Circuit Board Card

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Brood X US Tour Shirt Card
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Description: I have to deal with Brood X annoying the hell out of me for the next month or so. But in a year you can wear this shirt and people will have forgotten about the cicada scourge of 2021. So you can hear pretentious idiots at concerts and shows talk about how they were into Brood X before they sold out and got mainstream.

Tags: concert tour, periodical cicada, swarm, insects, great eastern brood

Brood X US Tour Shirt Card

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Cyber Police Card
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Description: Consequences will never be the same!

Tags: meme, sci fi, cyberpunk, cyber, 80s

Cyber Police Card

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Dr. Czerny's Miracle Elixir Card

Description: ALL PROCEEDS GO TO FEEDING AMERICA! Okay, with that out of the way, I made this to celebrate the utter ridiculousness of pandemic conspiracies. A lot (no way to get all) of them are bundled up in this wonderful label for snake oil.

Tags: snake oil, social distancing, halloween, covid 19, death

Dr. Czerny's Miracle Elixir Card

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Hail Satan! Card

Description: Worship the Dark Lord and look cute as heck as you do it!

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, 80scartoons, 1980s cartoons, colorful

Hail Satan! Card

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Volt-Tron: Assembly Required Card
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Description: For all the kids whose parents wouldn't buy a Voltron set back in the 80's, I got the perfect bootleg version for you...

Tags: japan, 1980s, cartoons, tv, 80s

Volt-Tron: Assembly Required Card

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Verbal Morality Card

Description: "You have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute..."

Tags: john spartan, wesley snipes, movie, seashells, 1990s

Verbal Morality Card

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Anime Trash Card
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Description: No, really, it literally says "Anime" and "Trash" on it. And if Google translate is correct, this anime cat-girl is saying "Hail Satan." Because... I don't know, the idea made me laugh.

Tags: eroge, baka, halftones, catgirl, manga

Anime Trash Card

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Globalists! Card
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Description: We're breaking the conditioning!!!

Tags: free thinker, government, bilderberg, conspiracy theory, illuminati

Globalists! Card

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Come Out To Play Card

Description: Can you dig it?!

Tags: 70s, 80s, 1970s, baseball furies, warriors

Come Out To Play Card

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I Speak Jive Card

Description: Hold on now, blood, lady say she gonna check ya on the med-side

Tags: i speak jive, shirley you cant be serious, airplane, movie, surely you cant be serious

I Speak Jive Card

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Damn the Man, Save the Empire Card

Description: I don't feel I have to explain my art to you, Warren...

Tags: rex manning, rex manning day, say no more, 90s, empire

Damn the Man, Save the Empire Card

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Mean Girls Kill Bill Card
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Description: Get in, loser, we're going to kill Bill...

Tags: katana, hatori hanzo, quit trying to make fetch happen, quotes, comics

Mean Girls Kill Bill Card

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Say Hello... Card
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Description: I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Tags: movie quote, movie quotes, ricky bobby, retro, tony montana

Say Hello... Card

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The Manliest Shirt EVER! Card
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Description: There is nothing more manly than this!

Tags: teddy roosevelt, shark, theodore roosevelt, manliness, masculinity

The Manliest Shirt EVER! Card

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Totally 80's Card
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Description: It's so 80's it hurts to look at!

Tags: colorful, geometric, 1980s movies, retro, skateboard

Totally 80's Card

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Sho Nuff!!! Card

Description: Who's the Master?

Tags: 80s, vintage, 1980s, neon, kung fu

Sho Nuff!!! Card

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Pop Art Horror Show Card
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Description: Now everybody's crazy...

Tags: neon lights, quotes, comics, serial killer, neon

Pop Art Horror Show Card

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The Worst Puzzle of the 80's... Card
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Description: We have such sights to show you...

Tags: lament configuration, hellraiser puzzle box, clive barker, puzzlebox, cenobite

The Worst Puzzle of the 80's... Card

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I Don't Roll on Shabbos! Card
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Description: The are rules!

Tags: movies, the dude, jewish, cohen brothers, roll

I Don't Roll on Shabbos! Card

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Jeem Yay Joe Card
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Description: The Real Iraqi Hero

Tags: gi joe cobra, arab, iraqi, iraq flag, arabic writing

Jeem Yay Joe Card

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Porkchop Express Card

Description: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton says...

Tags: comics, 1980s, neon, comic, john carpenter

Porkchop Express Card

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Say Anarchy Card

Description: Because nobody wins the girl with Peter Gabriel music...

Tags: vintage, anarchist, comics, retro, neon

Say Anarchy Card

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Dirty Taxi Driver Dancing Card
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Description: Travis Bickle... the ultimate romantic

Tags: dirty dancing, martin scorsese, 70s movies, comic, 70s

Dirty Taxi Driver Dancing Card

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Oh Hai Mark Card
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Description: You know it's awesome...

Tags: tommy wisseau, cult film, tommy wiseau, worst movie ever, room

Oh Hai Mark Card

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Route Michigan Card
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Description: Road sign for the greatest American highway that isn't in America...

Tags: military, iraqi freedom veteran, veteran, iraq war veteran, combat

Route Michigan Card

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Chingon Card
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Description: Danny Trejo as a badass zombie. 'Nuff said...

Tags: the walking dead, halloween, danny trejo, robert rodriguez, from dusk till dawn

Chingon Card

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Sweep the Leg: Hill Valley Edition Card
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Description: Two things made growing up in the late 80's/early 90's awesome: The Karate Kid and Street Fighter. Enjoy.

Tags: movie, akuma, karate kid, 80s, 80s movies

Sweep the Leg: Hill Valley Edition Card

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I'm Loving It Card
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Description: The easy joke would be to draw something that illustrates how unhealthy McDonald's is and all that jazz. Instead, I decided to make Ronald McDonald look "porn-tastic". Is it funny? Does is work? I neither know nor care.

Tags: girl, mcdonalds, ronald mcdonald, mcdonalds parody, mcdonald

I'm Loving It Card

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30 Lives (up up down down...) Card
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Tags: retro, nes, snes, 8 bit, dork

30 Lives (up up down down...) Card

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War... It's Fantastic Card
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Description: Well... it is.

Tags: war, battle, wars, veterans, vet

War... It's Fantastic Card

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PTSD Card
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Description: Always look for the bright side of your situation.

Tags: ptsd, veterans, post traumatic, vet, vets

PTSD Card

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Vitruvian Ash (Evil Dead) Card
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Description: One night I found myself researching Da Vinci works while also watching the Evil Dead series. This is what happened as a result...

Tags: movie, nerd, evil dead, evil dead 2, the evil dead

Vitruvian Ash (Evil Dead) Card

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Marilyn Monroe Zombie Card
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Description: Something pretty, something ugly.

Tags: girl, movie, art, marilyn monroe, celebrity

Marilyn Monroe Zombie Card

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