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I have to deal with Brood X annoying the hell out of me for the next month or so. But in a year you can wear this shirt and people will have forgotten about the cicada scourge of 2021. So you can hear pretentious idiots at concerts and shows talk about how they were into Brood X before they sold out and got mainstream.

Consequences will never be the same!

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO FEEDING AMERICA! Okay, with that out of the way, I made this to celebrate the utter ridiculousness of pandemic conspiracies. A lot (no way to get all) of them are bundled up in this wonderful label for snake oil.

Worship the Dark Lord and look cute as heck as you do it!

For all the kids whose parents wouldn't buy a Voltron set back in the 80's, I got the perfect bootleg version for you...

M'GA: Make 'Murica Gooder Again!

"You have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute..."

No, really, it literally says "Anime" and "Trash" on it. And if Google translate is correct, this anime cat-girl is saying "Hail Satan." Because... I don't know, the idea made me laugh.

We're breaking the conditioning!!!

Can you dig it?!

Hold on now, blood, lady say she gonna check ya on the med-side

I don't feel I have to explain my art to you, Warren...

I mean... yeah... don't judge me for this one...

Get in, loser, we're going to kill Bill...

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

There is nothing more manly than this!

It's so 80's it hurts to look at!

Who's the Master?

Because... Japan?

Now everybody's crazy...

We have such sights to show you...

The are rules!

The Real Iraqi Hero

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton says...

Because nobody wins the girl with Peter Gabriel music...

Travis Bickle... the ultimate romantic

You know it's awesome...

Road sign for the greatest American highway that isn't in America...

Two nights without sleep, a marathon of 80's vampire flicks, and non-stop Siouxsie and the Banshees playing in the background. Apparently those ingredients result in this image.

Danny Trejo as a badass zombie. 'Nuff said...

Two things made growing up in the late 80's/early 90's awesome: The Karate Kid and Street Fighter. Enjoy.

The easy joke would be to draw something that illustrates how unhealthy McDonald's is and all that jazz. Instead, I decided to make Ronald McDonald look "porn-tastic". Is it funny? Does is work? I neither know nor care.

Well... it is.

Always look for the bright side of your situation.