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Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. T-Shirt
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From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. T-Shirt
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I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. T-Shirt
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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. T-Shirt
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. T-Shirt
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. T-Shirt
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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. T-Shirt
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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. T-Shirt
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. T-Shirt
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. T-Shirt
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A botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently it just packs up it's trunk and leaves. T-Shirt
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! T-Shirt
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I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. T-Shirt
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On my income tax form it says 'Check this box if you are blind.'. I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. T-Shirt
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Either the United States will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States. T-Shirt
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Too many people live in a box (their home), then travel the same road every day to another box (their office) T-Shirt
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